By monkers - 06/10/2012 07:12 - Canada - Westlock

Today, I have such bad diarrhea that every time I sneeze I poop. I've discovered it's very hard to run to the bathroom every time I feel the urge to sneeze. FML
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intelliDude 7

Daiper time! Or just sit on the toilet all day and read FMLs.

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Pandacupcakelove 26

I hope you're not the same person who pees every time she sneezes, that would really suck! Get well soon OP :/ FYL

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Polograte 0

So...allergies and diharrea. That must suck big time.

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Senseless_487 29

I've found that if someone says "bless you" before I sneeze, it stops it. If you live with anyone, try that.

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missababgaga 19

Be thankful you don't have an IBD or IBS too.. Trust me on this one

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drewcat21 0

You might consider moving your stuff into the stall? That sucks!

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paaronoid 4

Why does everybody on FML seem to have some sort of intestinal problem, regardless of their age? Ya'll need to invest in some Depends!

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bigtime_rocker 11

There's acctually a word for that. The shitsneeze!

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DayThought91275 3

Keep your eyes open and you won't sneeze, that is of course if you can fight the urge!

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Autoshot 9

Have someone say "god bless you" before you actually sneeze. That ruins my sneeze every time.

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FaygoAndMiracles 18

How are so many people able to say OP deserved it?

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greenie213 23

Don't. Leave. The toilet. This is very important if you value your pants at all.

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N_Jaay 6

Diarrhea has best known to be one of the best lubricants for masturbation!

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paaronoid 4

I don't know what you learned in sex ed but that is NOT how you're supposed to wank. I think you're doing this whole masturbation thing completely wrong. Please seek help. I'm worried about you.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

That is ******* nasty.

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bRower 3

I've seen a lot of stupid, messed up comments on FML but I think this belongs in the top 5.

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