By monkers - 06/10/2012 07:12 - Canada - Westlock

Today, I have such bad diarrhea that every time I sneeze I poop. I've discovered it's very hard to run to the bathroom every time I feel the urge to sneeze. FML
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intelliDude 7

Daiper time! Or just sit on the toilet all day and read FMLs.

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Pandacupcakelove 26

I hope you're not the same person who pees every time she sneezes, that would really suck! Get well soon OP :/ FYL

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Say_Hey22 6

If you swallow when you feel like you have to sneeze you won't :)

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DocBastard 38

Just stay on the toilet all day. Problem solved! Make sure you bring your fully-charged phone with the FML app installed and ready. You'll have all day to catch up.

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OneGirlsLife 20

If you think of something random such as a blue cow you won't sneeze.

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CuriousAlien 7

Try to hold your nose or say cabbage repeatedly so you would hold back your sneeze a little. Then rush to the bathroom so you can prepare for your next sneeze. Good luck though!

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Sandman366 6

Force your eyes open when you need to sneeze.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Impossible. Even if you could do that, the force would cause your eyeballs to fly from their sockets.

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daps29 11

This sadly happened to me to much...

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

When I was little, I thought butt plugs were used to hold in diarrhea.

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karlee333 11

I think it's time you've mastered the quiet sneeze, OP.

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criminallyinked 2

Hope you get better soon. This is funny though.

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