Miscellaneous: Today, I have the flu. I had to wash the dishes, cook dinner,...

By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 18:55 - United States - Escondido

Today, I have the flu. I had to wash the dishes, cook dinner, take out the trash, and take care of the laundry, all while my wife sat around watching TV, because she was "too tired". I work 8 hours a day. She's a college student. She doesn't see what's so unfair about this. FML

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By blarghhhh - 28/02/2016 14:58 - United States - Owosso

Today, I woke up with the flu. My wife thinks I'm faking it so we don't have to go on date night, even though I've been on the toilet all day. FML

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By justkillm3 - 13/05/2010 04:07 - United States

Today, I came home after ten hours at work to find my unemployed wife and 4 kids sprawled out watching TV waiting for me to get home and cook for them. I had to wash all the dishes first because they didn't feel like getting up or helping. FML

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Never enough

By Anonymous - 13/08/2022 06:00

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend complaining that I don't help with the chores, I secretly took a day off work to deal with some that were piling up. When she got home, all she could do was complain about how I hadn't done more. FML

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Affection breakdown

By Anonymous - 19/12/2020 13:02 - United Kingdom - Boston

Today, my wife can't be bothered to do anything that isn't work, talk about her work, and sit on the sofa. Then she complains that I don't show any affection, when she can be bothered to even talk to me. FML

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Tradwife blues

By AnonWife - 22/01/2014 01:16 - United Kingdom - Scunthorpe

Today, my husband and I are sick. He keeps whining about how bad he feels. I'm just as sick, as well as 7 months pregnant. I've not only been taking care of his whiny ass: I've cooked, cleaned, and gone to the store several times because the tissues we had were too rough on his nose. FML

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Living his best life

By shotdown - 02/12/2015 20:45 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after being sick all day with the flu, I asked my husband to wash the dishes after I went to bed. He said he couldn't because he had a large, important project for work that needed to get done. I woke up a couple of hours later to find him smoking weed on the couch and watching cartoons. FML

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Do it yourself, dickwad

By Anonymous - 01/05/2023 14:00 - Australia - Taren Point

Today, I've been bedridden with the flu for two weeks. My boyfriend only got concerned because I haven't done any laundry, and was worried about what the girls at the coffee shop across from work would think if he turned up wearing the same clothes two days in a row. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 14:41 - Germany

Today, after almost a week of being bed-ridden with a bad flu, my mom told me it was my job to clean the house. When I told her I still had a fever and didn't feel well, she looked at me and said in an understanding voice "It's okay honey, you can do it slowly." FML

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Messy situation

By Need help - 16/11/2023 15:00 - United States

Today, my wife called me at work to yell at me because the house is a mess. She hasn't helped me clean in over two years, and when I ask for help, there's always a new excuse, headache, tired from work, stress, etc. FML

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Damned if you do…

By Anonymous - 25/03/2022 10:00

Today, I woke up early to do the dishes and clean up, after having people over yesterday. Now my wife is mad at me because I didn't stay in bed with her longer. FML

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Redtick 9

Sunday 17 March 2013 3:39

Sounds like a spoiled bitch to me.

VannahJane 17

Sunday 17 March 2013 3:41

I don't know about you but when i had the flu i had headaches, body aches, sore throat, and a runny nose. The last thing i wanted to do was move.

Comments

mamamc 3

Sunday 17 March 2013 6:03

Grow a pair

BeepBeepSwerve 9

Sunday 17 March 2013 7:51

you're retarded.

looney_mc 4

Sunday 17 March 2013 6:07

Dude as long as the sex is good who cares

heyred 11

Sunday 17 March 2013 6:34

What motive does she have to change? YOU created the monster by enabling her. STFU and YDI. But feel better soon!

DirkTheDiggler 13

Sunday 17 March 2013 6:35

Whomp whomp. Only 8 hours a day? Pshh. Welcome to adulthood. Wait until you have children. It'll get easier.

MzMegs 20

Sunday 17 March 2013 6:41

Sounds like you know what a lot of women go through now.

FightMyLiger 19

Sunday 17 March 2013 6:56

YDI for marrying an uneducated bitch. Sorry OP.

chevyboy1122 9

Sunday 17 March 2013 7:03

only work 8 hours a day??? come on your wifes a college student u got to get a second job... lazy b**** (her not you)

chuckcloninger 12

Sunday 17 March 2013 7:21

And you think this situation is going to improve with time I suppose?

michaeljcaboose 7

Sunday 17 March 2013 7:24

Before you all start judging the wife, consider the fact that you have no information on what else might be going on. She might also be getting sick; it could be that time of the month; she might have a heavy course load in college or have pulled some all nighters studying. Perhaps she suffers from depression. While on the surface, it appears to be unfair, you just never know what the other person may be dealing with