By sickmom - 21/01/2014 11:07 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I have the flu. I woke up to my son leaning over me, inches from my face, breathing in deeply. Apparently, he was trying to get sick so he could stay home from school. He's 15. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Really? Most 15 year olds would just cut class if they didn't want to go. Sounds more like an 11 year old to me.

Yes, and then he'll be in trouble with the school, and if it's a regular thing, trouble with the law. That's a way better plan

When I was 15 my high school would call my parents if I missed just one class.

Yeah the high school I'm from we perfected "bunking"....98% of the class still went to university

Who wouldn't mind missing school? Get well soon OP...sure hope it doesn't come down to it but lock yourself in a room if needed...

perdix 29

Stupid kid! If he had any brains at all, he'd be collecting all your phlegm, mucus, saliva and sputum and shoving them in all his orifices. Kids, today! Always looking to get what they want the easy way!

This one made me giggle and gag at the same time. That's impressive.

JMichael 25

I faked being sick many times to get out of school. Luckily for me tho my parents were nice enough and gave me and my sister 4 free days a semester to play hooky from school.

nikkiluvzglen 16

What a pleasant sight to see when you wake up

Sorry he had to go to that trouble. We have a snow day here in D.C....

People forget how horrible being really sick is. He might just regret catching the flu on purpose. If he does get sick, enforce strict bed rest, with no phone/internet/xbox/computer/tv. Once he starts getting better, get his school to send his homework over. Add in some home flu treatments (look up flu bomb). It may cure him of his stupidity for a little while.

Flu Bomb 3 cloves of garlic - crushed 2-3 tablespoons honey Juice of 1 lemon 1/2 teaspoon grated ginger root Few drops of eucalyptus oil 1/4 to 1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper (add extra for teenagers deliberately trying to get sick) Mix all the ingredients together and store in fridge. Will keep indefinatly. Take 2 large tablespoons of mixture in 100 mls warm water at onset of cold/flu symptoms. Then 2 times a day while you have symptoms. Just the thought of taking the mixture makes you feel better. Your body will get better just to avoid taking it. It's the most revolting thing I have ever tasted but it works. You also want to avoid breathing on anyone who you want to maintain a good relationship with after as well. Once when our whole family was coming down with the flu, my father had an important Homecoming address he had to give. It was going to be televised and seen by thousands. He did not believe in our 'witches brew' as he called it, but he also needed his voice. He was completely cured by the weekend.

I have had that before. It works but it's truly horrible. It might be classed as cruel and unusual punishment if OP makes her son take it. Then again, if OP takes it as well, say at half strength, then she will feel better and her kid cannot complain.

Ick, I think I'll stick to taking Zinc when sick.

If we could get AIDS from being breathed on, we'd all be screwed.

Nastorrian 11

At least this is not yet another FML about a child beating up their parents and the parent not doing anything about it besides coming on here to complain because they don't know how to discipline their children. That has been a ridiculous fad here lately and I'm glad it's finding its way off this site or at least not being featured on the front page. So OP I'm glad he was just trying to get sick and not kick your ass.