By sickmom - 21/01/2014 11:07 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I have the flu. I woke up to my son leaning over me, inches from my face, breathing in deeply. Apparently, he was trying to get sick so he could stay home from school. He's 15. FML
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graceinsheepwear 33

At 15, why isn't he just faking being sick? Hasn't he seen Ferris Bueller?

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EvilLittleMan 23

Your son is on a one-way ticket to Slackerville. Have the locks ready to change when he turns 18 and boot his tail out.

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unlocked_ 9

This made me laugh so hard cause I'm 14 and any teenager would wanna do this

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luffynoandroid_fml 5

"Mom, i gave myself flu but i swear it's not my fault :p"

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sanecatlady 13

My life in junior high such was a constant nightmare that soon just going there made me sick.

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blackonblight 32

Freshman year of highschool did the same to me. I ended up with a full agoraphobic mental breakdown requiring a week in the psych ward. Some places are just too much pressure.

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HueyMcLeon 6

smart kid, why play sick when you can get the real thing

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Dave_Davington 33

I feel like I was the only teenager in the world who'd rather go to school than deal with being sick. Sure, I could sit around at home playing video games all day, but the blocked sinuses alone made the whole experience most assuredly not worth it.

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sandintexas 3

Haha! That sounds about right for a 15 year old!!

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