By Anonymous - 23/05/2013 01:57 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" and then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML
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Sir_ND_Pity 35

I say let him try it. He'll see how far his swag will take him. Life lessons.

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BananaDildo 1

McDonalds is now accepting graduates from Swag University. Maybe he'll get in.

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rt567 15

yes, cause swag will TOTALLY let your clients offenses fly through the court system...

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kayvan 8

Well let's see how far his swag takes him behind bars.

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Traxx1904 1

let his dumb ass rot in jail then. with an attitude like that kids needs some since knocked into his ass y not let it be by worse criminals then himself.

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OfficeNinja 5

Please use his defense. And put him on the stand so he can explain why his "swag" is so great. Then there will be one less idiot running around.

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noodleboix 10

Your client is a special type of stupid

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pazuzus_intern 10

Too bad you cant plea stupidity, or he might be onto something.

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dj041392 9

Please let him get the death sentence

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SadisticStephyy 21

Dear god... The magnitude of this FML is unbelievable. FYL OP.

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Summoner_T3L 15

Level of stupidity: 9001. I read "It's not robbery if you have swag." and i lost a few brain cells fmg (f*ck my generation)

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