By Anonymous - 23/05/2013 01:57 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" and then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML
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Sir_ND_Pity 35

I say let him try it. He'll see how far his swag will take him. Life lessons.

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BananaDildo 1

McDonalds is now accepting graduates from Swag University. Maybe he'll get in.

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BobTheBob413 3

Pretty sure it's the clients life that is f'ck'd and a few other parts of him too.

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K410 18

I really hope the judge gives him the death penalty lol

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kaitlynnn95 10

I am so tired of hearing the word swag! It's lame!

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toalysium 15

I hope you're not a public defender and that you get paid upfront.

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neuroticallyyour_fml 17

Swag is one of those words that just needs to get wiped out of existence. Also on that list- yolo, bling, ratchet, cray and other slang words that butcher the English language.

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ksks1234 33

I would like to add crunk to the list. Luckily, I don't have to hear it too often anymore, but it drives me insane when I do.

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Ziggy122 15

Ugh, I ******* HATE "ratchet". It's even more annoying than #SWAG and #YOLO, and that's saying something.

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jwebster 8

This is not the FML. The FML finishes with :And the judge let him go.

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Narelon 12

You should appear in court and add the charge of dumbassery (it's a word cause I say so.) and just go out of your way NOT to defend them.

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davek 36

I thought swag meant stolen goods. So yeah, feel free to boast to the judge about all your swag!

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LyraAlluse 25

Sounds like the client was drugged when he said that, and if he wasn't, then he should be.

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