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It's not gay if there's a girl!
It's not gay if there's a girl!
It's not like anything serious is happening, it's just your girlfriend having some innocent fun with her friends and if that's not ok with... Oh my god! Splash-Fight!!! *strips down and jumps in*
The girl is naked and her guy friends are also naked. what is innocent about that? I'm assuming that you wouldn't mind if your girlfriend/ boyfriend was swimming naked with other people. @ OP, You could always try and skinny dip with her or your girl friends.
34- all I read from your comment is that you don't understand sarcasm.
Go skinny dipping with her.
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Show it anywayOr go skinny dipping with her girl friends!
@ 39, I do understand sarcasm and I don't think that 23 was sarcastic. I think that he was trying to be funny. It doesn't matter wich one it was, because I think that he failed at both. Either way I stick with my previous comment.
83- I was doing both so why don't you stop acting like a dick. Doesn't your profile say you're "a nice person"? Because right now you're making yourself look like an ass.
This FML reminded me of that song... "What, she tripped, fell, landed on his dick?"
Omg are you kidding me? Are you fuckig kidding me? This girl is so stupid. She's stupider than a telephone pole. Gawsh.
Your probably a ****!!!! And don't say your not cause your a guy or a Christian!!!!!!!!
Maybe all her guy friends are gay but you can never be sure abou these things
120, 'stupider'... Yup. Makes perfect sense!
Lol I was just moderating and saw an FML where the boyfriend broke up with a girl for skinny dipping with her guy friends, they were all gay
So right lol :)
Dump her, if she's that stupid. Then she obviously doesn't have enough respect for you and herself. Find yourself someone better.
Just so you know it is called Guilty Conscience.
Sheesh, so being naked with other people in a pool or a lake = something dirty is going to happen? I seriously don't understand... I guess going to Sauna naked with your lady and guy friends at the same time is so horrible.
can I go skinny dipping with you?? :)
totally agree. chill out, guys!
uh, nudity can definitely be innocent.
you practice sarcasm?!!!!! who does that?!!
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Show it anywayIt was a joke. Jeez
Funny joke lolololol
I would be pretty angered. Good luck OP
Yer mad "comment buried"
That's true I go skinny dipping with my make friends ;)
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Show it anywayI see what you did there.
Saw what?
91 - I cannot determine if you're being sarcastic, too. I surely hope so. :-)
125 - I don't understand either...
Wait, this isn't where I parked my car!
Wait.. What?
Who parked their car... On my sandwich !?
I'm sure her male friends will understand. LOLLLL no jk
Really I don't see why he doesn't just go to a strip club every week until she notices, then if she bitches at him for doing that, he'll say it's the same thing that she's doing.
Not really....... He isn't stripping.... Though guess I can see it the other way around, still that argument is shakier than if he chose to have a regular strip-poker night with some friends who just Happen to have ****. And vaginas. And nice bodies. And may possibly just happen to dance on poles on the occasion for monetary gain. Yeah.
Unless they're groping her or she letting them stroke off to her there's nothing wrong with what shes doing, he shouldn't be such a little pusy lol
What's wrong with skinny dipping?
117- there's nothing wrong with skinny dipping
On that note, I have a pool. ;)
47 - Or she's comfortable in her own body. Is that even an option these days?
Uh, no. Not in this situation it isn't.
Gtfo troll.
If you have to explain that she's probably too young for you bro
Haha did anyone else see that jersey shore episode?
Ooooooh!!! BURN!!!!
She's one of them brah, now make her a sandwich
Surprise buttsex?
Yea
You mean rape
No...cowboy buttsex XD
Are they gay male friends? Lol
I must say usmc I love your photo :-)
rofl, I wondered why you just randomly brought up gay stuff and homosexuality, but then I saw the "USMC" in your name and it all kinda made sense. posing douche.
What makes you think he's posing?
I believe it's pronounced "doesn't matter had sex"
I called my parents right after I was done
I think she might have been racist
Still counts!!!!!
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Hope she understands
If you have to explain that she's probably too young for you bro