Miscellaneous: Today, I have to take time off from work to take part in an intervention...

By LeaveHimAlone - 30/12/2013 04:23 - United States - Elkridge

Today, I have to take time off from work to take part in an intervention because my sister's obsession with the guy from Harry Potter has crossed over into illegality. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 08:57 - United States - Portland

Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML

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By expectopatronum bitch! - 25/04/2023 13:00 - United States

Today, my brother-in-law brought his new girlfriend over to meet the family. Things went south real quick after she went on a tirade about what terrible parents my wife and I are for letting our kids keep all their Harry Potter memorabilia. Now he’s mad I threw her out. FML

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By ugh annoying - 01/07/2011 07:41 - United States

Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML

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By weirdome23 - 26/04/2011 09:45 - United States

Today, my "friend" told me I was weird and irritating. Yet she has an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter, hates people in general, and has a Facebook for her cat. Yeah, I'm the weird one. FML

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By beachbumb8538 - 15/07/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML

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By nah - 11/06/2021 11:01

Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML

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By You're Not a Wizard - 30/06/2016 12:29

Today, I earned the nickname of "Harry Potter" for all the wrong reasons. I got locked in a storage cupboard for most of my shift, and couldn't get out. FML

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By uetlqdja - 21/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

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By bobbies - 15/04/2009 02:15 - United States

Today, I was telling my sister about how I am horribly depressed and how I can't function and she responded with, "Oh, shit! I've got to go Jeopardy is on!" FML

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By lonely - 15/04/2013 03:45 - United States

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML

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CaiDog 20

Monday 30 December 2013 6:39

What did she do?? We need some details here!

M1DGET_MOOSE 7

Monday 30 December 2013 6:59

Stupid muggles and their "legalities"

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worldclassrager 39

Monday 30 December 2013 15:54

Show her the woman in black maybe that will help...

hillgerb 16

Monday 30 December 2013 17:15

I am a fan of many shows, movies, books, etc., but I think your sis went a bit too far.

Mother_Earth07 7

Monday 30 December 2013 17:18

More details OP!

ecascio2010 9

Monday 30 December 2013 18:28

I smell a stalker...

siggy_mcsigx 22

Monday 30 December 2013 19:29

It's Harry freakin' Potter! Come on :D

Dmc169 9

Monday 30 December 2013 19:30

We need more details on this

Curlytwirly22 17

Monday 30 December 2013 20:19

I won't say FYL unless you tell me which one he is and what she did to him : D

FrankHotpants 31

Monday 30 December 2013 21:22

I came for the Harry potter puns....I'm leaving now.

moshpit11 8

Monday 30 December 2013 21:37

PLEASE elaborate

xxsakuraxx 29

Monday 30 December 2013 21:55

What did she do to Daniel Radcliffe? He is soo mine! Your sister and I are gonna fight lol

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