By I_Has_A_Fishy - 10/07/2012 19:33 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I heard a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I discovered my husband, naked and with his pants around his ankles, standing in the bathtub and pointing at a cockroach on the ground. After disposing of the body, I had to stay and comfort him while he wiped his ass. FML
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Drigr 9

I read this FML 4 times now, so I will stick with my initial comment of, "what the... ****...?

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flutter4 7

I know! I laughed for like five minutes :)

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Clamcreepy 7

He's man card has been revoked. I'm sorry OP that it has to be like this for your husband.

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theslimshadylp 6

He sounds masculine

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KiddNYC1O 20

Waterbugs are no joke, assuming it was one.

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MissMae93 23

The FML states it was a cockroach though...

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KiddNYC1O 20

That's generic. I'm talking about waterbug cockroaches.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Aren't they the same? At least I grew up thinking they are.

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MissMae93 23

Technically, no. A "waterbug" is an aquatic insect classified under the order "Hemiptera". Cockroaches like hot, dry places. Fact of the day :)

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KiddNYC1O 20

No, no. Again, I'm talking about a waterbug cockroach. Big ones!

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MissMae93 23

Oh I see! As in the species of cockroach. I get what you're saying now and you're right on that one, those are nasty, BIG buggers!

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KiddNYC1O 20

Haha! Thank youuuu. I had to flush one down the toilet the other day...

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SephoraGypsy 15

Along time ago, in a comment thread far, far away...

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_PurpleTortugas_ 2

I've always called the big huge ones that usually come out in the summer, sewer cockroaches...hahaha (:

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mzmush 2

They can make a movie out of this story, titled "the day I lost my manhood"

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unknown_user5566 26

Sure "they" could. They could film it in that one place, with those actors, and some props. Sounds ******* brilliant to me. ;)

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mperniciaro 15

Anyone ever heard f the word 'phobia' it's an irrational fear of something. He probably couldnt help it.

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thiscrazything 1

Doesn't make him any less of a wuss.

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aleeshttylXD 9

all of ur comments get thumbed down..

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210tex 1

Some men are scared of them I smash them and tell someone to pick it up

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KiddNYC1O 20

I don't want insects in my porno.

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SephoraGypsy 15

Coprophilia + Formicophilia = it's the staple scenario for any German film.

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outoftown 26

Like they say, everything is bigger in Texas: cockroaches/waterbugs, frightened men, strong women.

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