Transportation: Today, I heard a loud-speaker announcement in my college that...

By hannibal - 02/11/2010 13:44 - Australia

Today, I heard a loud-speaker announcement in my college that someone had left their car in the car park, still running, with keys in the ignition. I laughed at that person's foolishness until I realised it was mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

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By cl512 - 18/09/2009 13:33 - United States

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By rabbitoncocaine - 20/04/2012 06:41 - Germany - Unterbreizbach

Today, I locked my car. I put the key in my bag when suddenly my car began to roll backwards. I tried to get the key out of my bag but couldn't find it, and with the other hand I tried to stop the car. The worst thing was that some dumbass was watching me and didn't help. FML

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By mrs14 - 11/09/2012 02:04 - United States

Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML

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By cocokiss410 - 28/07/2011 04:34 - United States

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 23:49 - United States

Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML

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littlexlion 4

Tuesday 2 November 2010 19:05

I'm sorry, but how does one leave their car when it is running? It boggles my mind.

EngineerJane 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 19:06

So glad my car will beep to warn me if the keys are in and the door is opened.

Comments

katems 5

Tuesday 2 November 2010 22:44

I've done that three times!! fml

MatsF10 8

Tuesday 2 November 2010 23:10

why " still running, with the ignition in" how can it run without ? xD

Tuff_As_Nails 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 5:34

automatic start from a remote a lot of cars have that you just can't put it in gear without the key in.

spamandritz 2

Wednesday 24 November 2010 8:56

my dads truck can run with out the keys being in

lori_lovee 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 2:13

Ydi...even you admit that it was stupid!

Pwnage92 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 4:35

I feel you. Worked at a camp this summer, and for some reason got so distracted I left the windows down, and car running in the parking lot. Only later to find out it would pour cats and dogs. Everything was soaked, my fault I know. Still sucks.