Animals: Today, I heard my asshole neighbor had died of a stroke. I was...

By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 08:25 - United States

Today, I heard my asshole neighbor had died of a stroke. I was outside and said, "Well it's about goddamn time!" I turned around to see his wife walking her dog and staring deep into my soul. FML

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By Jedi2500 - 15/02/2012 23:53 - United States

Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2012 10:38 - United States

Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML

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By unknown52 - 02/12/2011 02:02 - Netherlands

Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML

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By Oops - 02/11/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, I was at a party and saw an old friend from college. I went up to her asking how she was and how her family was. She went on to tell me that her husband left her a month ago and started crying. I told her that he was an ass anyway and that she didn't need him. Turns out he died. FML

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By bumpinthenight - 20/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was painting my new house when my neighbor introduced himself. Mid-conversation, he said, "The lady who lived here was nice, but just couldn't get over her husband hanging himself in the garage. Or her son shooting himself in the basement." I'll never sleep again. FML

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Unrequited callousness

By Anonymous - 07/02/2022 04:01

Today, I heard that my crush’s dog had died. For some reason, my first instinct when I saw him was to say, “Oh my god, I heard that your dog died!” He started crying. FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 12:38 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

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By CoolStoryBro - 29/03/2013 08:23

Today, while I was at work, I was on the verge of tears. My coworker asked what was wrong and I explained that I recently had to put my dog down. He then replied, "Cool story, bro. Tell it again." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 05:40 - Egypt

Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML

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Monday 10 January 2011 16:04

you r a f*cking asshole.

Frickmetinajenks 0

Monday 10 January 2011 16:12

I hope people say that abput you when YOU die. That's a shitty thing to say. YDI.

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fmlluver1415 6

Saturday 25 June 2011 20:16

I dont think u have a sole bastard

iBangPoptarts 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 5:42

is she a nun?

mileyfan17 8

Sunday 7 August 2011 1:43

Your an asshole. They could have been going through something that u didn't know about.

SigmaSky 5

Tuesday 6 September 2011 22:47

You totally deserve it. But for some reason, even though I know it's horrible, I laugh my ass off every time I read this. XD

k99 5

Sunday 2 October 2011 23:33

**** all you. There is a good chance the neighbor was an asshole. Just because he died I'm supposed to feel bad?Screw that! People are always like " I want him to die" and once they do, being happy about it is wrong. You go OP, forget the whiners.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 31 October 2011 8:40

There is a chance that the neighbor really was an asshole and all of you are being insensitive buttfucks. I give props to the op. Most of you are very hypocritical, you're all angry for him saying that but in return, you say hurtful shit like one commenter said earlier "shoot yourself". What a shame.