By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 08:25 - United States

Today, I heard my asshole neighbor had died of a stroke. I was outside and said, "Well it's about goddamn time!" I turned around to see his wife walking her dog and staring deep into my soul. FML
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ctlnaaia71 8

you r a f*cking asshole.

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Frickmetinajenks 0

I hope people say that abput you when YOU die. That's a shitty thing to say. YDI.

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RaizerBerry 3

That shit's hilarious!! Hahaha!!! "...deep into my soul."

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greeneye_fml 12

I'll take your word that the neighbor was an asshole, but why did you have to say that out loud?

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jgtrflynn 9

Asshole or not, he PROBABLY had his reasons to be that way towards you whether you chose to acknowledge them or not. You, sir/madam, are a soulless ass hat that deserves every bit of shame and paranoia you get from that heartless comment. He had a WIFE you moronic sack of penises, someone who most likely cared for him DEEPLY, on a level you will most likely never understand, and you just shouted, where that person could hear, that you were happy they were dead and gone. They have a very special place in Hell for you.

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EmilyJane718 12

You're the asshole. You shouldn't wish death on anyone no matter what or who they are.

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bridgetnikki 7

You're a heartless, raging, lunatic of a BITCH!!!!!

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