Animals: Today, I heard my dog chewing on something. I called her over,...

By Caqtusmonkey - 25/08/2016 15:28 - United States - Arlington

Today, I heard my dog chewing on something. I called her over, held out my hand, and told her to drop it. She dropped it into my hand, and I was proud of her. That was until I realized it was cat poop. FML

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By Mary - 19/10/2009 01:11 - France

Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2017 01:30

Today, my 1-year-old son walked up to me with a disgusted look on his face. I could tell he had something in his mouth so I pulled it out. He'd been sucking on a piece of cat poop. FML

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By AD240Z - 16/12/2016 11:39

Today, while walking my dog in the darkness, I bent down to pick up his poop. I screamed like a little girl as his morning turd leapt up my arm, covering my hand and jacket sleeve in soggy poop. My dog had curled one out onto a dozing frog. I skipped breakfast. FML

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Chocolate chip

By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 14:00

Today, I was eating chocolate chip cookies around the house and saw a chocolate chip on the floor. Not wanting my dog to eat it, given that chocolate is poisonous for dogs, I swiped it up with my finger and put it to my mouth. It was then that I realized it was a stub of my dog's poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2019 06:00

Today, I was picking up after my dog with a poo baggie over my hand, like a mitten. Too bad the bottom ripped open and my bare hand poked through it just as I grabbed a big handful of steaming dog turd. FML

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Best gift ever

By Anonymous - 16/09/2020 22:01 - Australia - Traralgon

Today, my toddler handed me a present and told me to keep it forever. It was a piece of dog poo. FML

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By KittenShitz - 25/12/2019 14:00

Today, I felt accomplished after I cleaned the whole house alone, but then I stepped backwards to admire my work and stepped into a pile of dog poop. FML

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By gera3gera - 07/10/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML

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Pull!

By buttpicker - 19/04/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog and he stopped to take a crap. While he was doing his business, I saw something white coming out of his butt that just wouldn't budge. He started whimpering and I stepped in to help him. I pulled out an entire plastic bag. FML

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Good boy

By Anonymous - 09/12/2020 23:02 - Germany

Today, I told my mom that the puppy she was cuddling had a piece of dried poo stuck to its butt. Her reaction was to pluck the poo with her bare hands, put it on the coffee table next to my food, and continue cuddling. FML

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Tripartita 44

Friday 26 August 2016 2:30

If you train your dog to do that consistently, you can just take it for walks an never have to clean out a litter box again.

MDoremis 38

Friday 26 August 2016 2:20

Ahh, the joys of pet ownership.

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DashPlays 18

Friday 26 August 2016 10:58

Do you own a cat...?

IorvethTheXolo 8

Friday 26 August 2016 11:37

Well, she sounds like she at least has a solid "drop it". She also came to you when she had something she probably placed high value on. Now to just teach her to stay out of the cat box, I guess.

Wishe 17

Friday 26 August 2016 11:59

To be fair, anything that comes out of your dog's mouth is probably going to be pretty disgusting, so I have to say YDI for not putting a paper towel or something in your hand first.

saffy66 34

Friday 26 August 2016 16:43

It could have been worse. If she'd eaten it, she could have been blowing cat poop chunks all over the house.

Bearsmomma 30

Friday 26 August 2016 18:40

I don't own a cat and my dogs manage to find cat poop. I hate that people let their pets roam the neighborhood and poop anywhere. Then I'm stuck cleaning it, either from my dogs face or in an attempt to have it thrown out before the dog. ugh.