Intimacy: Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the... - FML

By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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haleyashton 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 1:34

go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

deeznutzismine 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 1:00

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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jhorn1101 0

Monday 16 March 2009 16:07

go into her room sometime when shes not home after you get done running or working out ect. and rub your ass sweat all over her pillow. ive done that. oh, and get a new toothbrush.

MLIF8 0

Monday 16 March 2009 18:12

lmao that is sooo funny

MLIF8 0

Monday 16 March 2009 18:14

poor thing

dlsk85 0

Monday 16 March 2009 19:17

Step 1:Keep the toothbrush. Step 2: Hide your new untainted toothbrush. Step 3: Apply chili powder, jalapeno juice or some other safe irritant to your old TAINTED toothbrush. Step 4: Sit back and patiently wait, then enjoy, then gloat. Payback's a BITCH, especially when you use my toothbrush to get OFF.

omar13 0

Monday 16 March 2009 23:32

That......is.........disgusting!!!!!! i will never use my Oral-B again!!!!

LW_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 23:43

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YOUR SISTERS ONE SICK I DON'T KNOW WHAT I think i'd have to get gloves and put hers in the toliet someone pees in it . just imagine how many times sees done that with it and you've used it.... feel bad for you.

andrewMD 0

Monday 16 March 2009 23:46

oh GOD! thats sick put a little surprise in her toothpaste...u know-sticky ;) then you can call it even (after she uses the toothpaste to brush her teeth) ^i know its nasty but what she did *EW*

crazydoug 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:55

you should skeet on her toothbrush

Mr_Awkward 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 1:05

WOW!........

beebe_monster 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 1:33

uhm , i wouldn`t be mean to your sister about it , because everyone has sexual FEELINGS . juss tell her to get a vibrator . lol

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