By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States

Spicy
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
I agree, your life sucks 808
You deserved it 64

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go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

Comments

Wow. That's rather... wow. After you get over the shock, yell your lungs off at her and make her get you a new toothbrush. I like #6's Idea. iheyman is just a nasty dude and you shouldn't listen to him.

RickyLedo 0

iheyman, what if she has STD's? Would you still use it? I think not. Weirdo.

thebirdistheword 0

#33....you used your own toooth brush? ewwww i hope you had 2 1 for masterbating 1 for teeth brushing

i'm pretty sure i died and went to heaven. that was the funniest thing EVER.

chicksoflyjo7 0

thats ridiculous! id slap a bitch.

Did ya throw the ******* thing in the FIRE?!! Ugggh *quivers* even I wouldn't do that