By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
I agree, your life sucks 808
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haleyashton 0

go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

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deeznutzismine 0

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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DatBoyJday 0

Wow thats disgusting

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Madrman 0

Great, now nail her or be quiet.

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Pearson_fml 0

lol, I was thinking the same thing #449

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LugiaKitsune 0

I ******* LOL'd! XD!! Dude do you know if it was anal or just regular masturbation? >.> i mean damn BUY HER A 6 WAY *****

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kyrspark 0

lmao. ****, beat her ass.

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projectzro 0

HAHAHAHAHA wow my friends sis did the same thing with his N64 controller. moral of the story tape that shit and send it to ALL of here friends but before that change the status of her IMs and facebook etc. to "masturbating to toothbrush BRB". wow im a bastard. lol

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kevin09_fml 0

she must use it many times before this time!haha

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thatrocker 0

#453 i dont think hed want to tape and watch his sister masturbating with her toothbrush but the n64 part is messed up, and funny :O

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burtonboard97 0

why is #9 a different color?

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thabeast 0

hahahahahaha that really sucks for you but im sorry for you too .

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