By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
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haleyashton 0

go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

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deeznutzismine 0

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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SynSalvation 0

You should so totally take a collection of your cum and use a funnel to stick it in her toothpaste.

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dnr928 0

#407 revenge win. but why would you need to walk the dog? pretend its something else buzzing... i don't know use your imagination. and buy a new toothbrush immediately.

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bad_times 0

thats kinda creepy! like think about it... she took ur tooth brush instead of hers. like while shes playing with that shes probably thinking of u....hahahhahahah

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Adoso13 0

go buy a new one, give her the old one w/o the head on it

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Shaina_rocks 0

Oh god, that sucks. =/

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swimfreakXD 0

Omg! I'm a girl. I read this and I'm lyk "maybe I should try this for a new way to **********". So tonight I tried it and it was the best mastubation I've ever had. The vibrating bristles on my clit made me cum. And since I used a sonicare brush, I couldn't fit the end up my vag. So I tried using the brush end. Most people have said that the brush end would hurt too much, but it doesn't hurt at all. All girls out there should try this new, kinky way of masturbating. And for the record, I used my own brush

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glarefun 0

I would eat the brush

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gaaralee1234 0

Dude!!! Something similar happened to me. I walked into my hot step-sisters room, she was masturbating with my vibrating toothbrush. We were both quiet for a moment and then she said "Can I get some help?" and tosses the brush aside! P.S. We still do this like every other week and We give each others tips!!!

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