By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
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haleyashton 0

go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

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deeznutzismine 0

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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acc093 0

masturbating with an electric toothbrush feels sooo good. but anyway. buy a new one. and one for her

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writr_chic 0

really? huh. i should prolly try it sometime... =P

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aznboymike175 0

a lot of these comments suggest the the person is a male, could be female... just saying anyway, that's still extremely unfortunate would def like to hear if you take revenge =]

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Sadieladean 0

the symbol at the top says female

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MCart_fml 0

91, never thought of it that way, it does sound like it would be good. #103, thank you for keeping us on a level but I've got a feeling the others were just making jokes... at least I hope they were.

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jfly_fml 3

ITS ALL GOOOOD` ONLY IF YOUR SISTER IS HOT LMAO

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blahblahblah1234_fml 0

thats just nasty... make her buy you a new one and then hide it!

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