By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
I agree, your life sucks 810
You deserved it 64
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haleyashton 0

go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

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deeznutzismine 0

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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ajturner1234 0

im with 127 - bang her while you can or you'll regret it later!! trust me!

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Sadieladean 0

OP is a girl!! geez, why don't people pay attention to the gender symbol? it's right next to the name!

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niceonedude 0

that. right there. majorly sucks :/

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ThorstonJunker 0

You should totally cum all over her thong supply.

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linzey 0

burn that toothbrush and get std checked.

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Arj_fml 0

LOL at #158 either that or just give her the toothbrush and say.. you disgust me!!

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Mistress_Puppy 0

Ewe I wonder if she's done it before....and how many times you've used the toothbrush afterwords. LOL You should just tell her to keep it and get you another one. xDD

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effmeelifeyy 0

AHAHAHAHA. i think i know who wrote this.... funny shit.

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roflcopter94 0

you should rub icy hot all over the bristles and then see what happens revenge is always sweet

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rmrmrm 0

you know what would be enough of a revenge... just email her the link to all these comments! you also have to do at least one of the multiple of choices you have above! and make sure your friends and her friends check this out too!!! lol

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