Intimacy: Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the... - FML

By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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haleyashton 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 1:34

go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

deeznutzismine 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 1:00

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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L34H 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 23:26

you should buy her a toothbrush for her birthday

frank93 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 23:57

lmfao! whats your sisters name?

justforfun_fml 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 2:25

Hey, think of it this way... It might not be ALL that bad. Maybe she was just borrowing the batteries?

billjets92 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 3:59

OMFG, thats either really disgusting or kinda kinky haha

UnknownSadSack 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 15:42

HAWT....okay not really, thats pretty ******* disgusting.

bissyrae 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 19:39

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

heissekatze89 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 21:08

o....wow. im so sorry =/

Banzai_fml 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 23:40

hahaha that sucksss..at least her vag is minty fresh now

somestupidrandom 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 0:00

One of my biggest sexual regrets in my life is that when I was 4 my 5y/o sister wanted to play show you mine if you show me yours and I agreed, but I was too freaked out to go onto proper touching and playing like she wanted. Just thinking about it now makes me hard.

letsbombbritain 0

Monday 6 December 2010 15:00

join the club

Sean123 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 0:15

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA GET DOMINATED SHE HATES YOU and um how old is she

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