Miscellaneous: Today, I heard my sister talking to my mom about me, saying that...

By jigglepuff - 09/02/2014 17:00 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I heard my sister talking to my mom about me, saying that I have the ability to suck the life out of a room like a Dementor. I walked in and asked what she meant by that. My mom replied, "She means you're an asshole." I love you too, mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 23:01 - United States

Today, I told my mom that I struggle with depression. She then told me that she thinks that I always seem to suck the life out of a room. FML

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By melissa - 10/02/2009 23:41 - United States

Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML

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Almost right

By Anonymous - 26/05/2021 06:01

Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 20:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom told me that she heard me and my best friend in my room grunting and talking about how hard we were. She said she loved me and accepted me no matter what. Thanks mom, but we were working out. FML

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By Toaster - 30/07/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, my 8 year old little sister said "f you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said "Gotcha, bitch." FML

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By anonymous - 27/06/2015 17:40 - United States

Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 20:29 - United States

Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML

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Leave me out of it

By Marissa Di Stefano - 05/01/2021 17:01

Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I told my mom that I was taking antidepressants because I hate myself. She said "That's not surprising. You hate everybody. And, you're kind of a bitch." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2014 08:03 - Australia

Today, my mum was in a bad mood, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her I love her, and giving her a hug. She slapped me hard enough to leave a red, hand-shaped mark on my face, and told me to fuck off with my "sarcasm". FML

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shaww 28

Monday 10 February 2014 1:41

Oh FML mothers... You can always count on them for support

That_Ginger 18

Monday 10 February 2014 1:41

Silly muggles. At least they can't cast the Patronus Charm at you.

Comments

TheReader0996 10

Monday 10 February 2014 2:01

Just tell her that her patronus is not strong enough!

Enslaved 36

Monday 10 February 2014 2:07

There's an actual book called: "Too Late Now... Your Child is an Asshole. ....A guide for parents who are most likely also assholes". ***Might want to pick up a copy for her.

tatertotx3 16

Monday 10 February 2014 2:09

Clear indication you are the chosen one to be the black sheep of your family. Embrace it!

BillMurray_fml 12

Monday 10 February 2014 2:10

Technically your mom didn't call you an asshole, she was just clarifying what your sister said.

Setareh23 34

Monday 10 February 2014 2:13

Well, technically dementors suck the happiness out of a room, and the soul out of a living being (not their life), leaving the victim as a living soulless body. A fate worse than regular death!

glabberfasted 16

Monday 10 February 2014 4:26

So they basically leave everyone gingers?

xerbrus 14

Monday 10 February 2014 4:42

I didnt know the Weasleys were immune to dementors no shit

oooohmygosh 8

Monday 10 February 2014 2:27

How wonderful to say to your daughter.

auriane_fml 19

Monday 10 February 2014 2:40

Judging on what they said, I think that they are the assholes. What kind of family would say that about eachother. They could have chosen to talk to you about this, but instead they decided to be immature assholes themselves. You have 2 options here OP: 1. Talk to them and figure out, why they feel that way. 2. Lower yourself to their level and let them know what a real asshole is like. I suggest you start with the first one and if that doesn't work go with option 2.

SaucyGirl106 18

Monday 10 February 2014 3:04

well...you certainly sucked the life out of that conversation by entering the room. Sounds like there's nothing more to say now.

bahamut357 16

Monday 10 February 2014 3:12

That may just end up in bodily harm to OP. Well if OPs sibling is anything like mine anyway. I Can't get within 3 feet of her without her flipping her shit :/