By jigglepuff - 09/02/2014 17:00 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I heard my sister talking to my mom about me, saying that I have the ability to suck the life out of a room like a Dementor. I walked in and asked what she meant by that. My mom replied, "She means you're an asshole." I love you too, mom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 731
You deserved it 6 777

Same thing different taste

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shaww 28

Oh FML mothers... You can always count on them for support

Silly muggles. At least they can't cast the Patronus Charm at you.

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ileenefudge 29

I might have been the only one who thought of that awesome cartoon that isn't on tv anymore: KIM POSSIBLE. I think she had a nemesis with the name Dementor or something like that too. But I could be over analyzing again...

Lebeaugars95 20

I guess you could say she didn't expect that patronum

I'm glad to see the support from your mother..

"I'm an asshole and I'm proud of it" don't let them get you too upset.

well you should have said sorry mom i guess something of yours did come in me.I am really your daughter.