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By wellokaythen - 14/05/2013 19:52 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML
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HowAreYouToday 34

He's a shitty boyfriend.

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davek 36

He should consider himself, erm, dumped?

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PiNkMoOn 9

in his next birthday give him a toilet as a present.

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interesting33 36

That is a Harry Potter reference and therefore should be taken as a compliment.

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noelasis94 18

I believe in time his iq can get higher, but that's only when he starts sticking his fingers in light sockets.

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gurly98 13

Oh he's such a turd, yeah a giant turd, looks like a turd an smells like a turd!

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amDes 11

And your awful comments just keep poping up....

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Llama_Face89 33

Miss after miss after miss... Bro...stop shooting yourself in the foot, it's painful to watch..

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expertsmilee 26

Maybe to you, but Ronald and I are lovin' it

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DDCA 24

# 15, you seriously suck. I think they're probably some 10 year old that somehow hacked onto their older siblings FML account. I mean, no 15 year old could be that lame.

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_DudeGuy_ 16

If anyone makes a shitty situation pun, they will be executed publicly.

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3rdbass 9

Watch out guys, we're dealing with a bad-ass here.

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perdix 29

#16, too late, that ship has sailed. Let it go or you'll have to become a mass murderer, and getting thrown in prison would be a *lowers sunglasses* shitty situation . . . YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHH!

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_DudeGuy_ 16

Oh no, I hate the pun, but I don't want to kill Perdix.

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Joe9024 20

The law has no feelings. BREAK OUT THE GUILLOTINE!!

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Llama_Face89 33

43- You must or you shall forever be known as a man who's word means nothing. I propose a caged death match with fire and swords and blindfolds.

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DDCA 24

Something tells me 16 would get their stool pushed in if thrown in prison.

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mr_sarcastic416 29

What a shitty thing to do to your girlfriend

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challan 19

Have your dog poop on his bed. Payback is a bitch.

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perdix 29

#19, quite literally if the agent of revenge is a female dog.

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Llama_Face89 33

Who's to say she has a dog?

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jackiemora 18

Damn I failed ._. It was meant to say "who's to say she doesn't have a dog?"

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BlackRogue 8

#81 if she doesn't already have a dog, she needs to get one for this exact purpose. Then she and her dog can live in peace knowing that the faithful welcome mat's sacrifice was not in vain.

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HeadlessSparrow 20

That's full of crap right there! I mean shit, who does that?

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WizardofWaxinAss 8

maybe OP should send him to the doghouse

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lukeyhoward79236 17

Can you give him a custom ringtone? Something like "who let the turds out? Poop, poop, poop poo?

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Llama_Face89 33

No more! Please, for the love of all that is good, no more!!

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