By kclopez - 19/08/2017 23:15

Today, while going through customs at the airport, my bag was selected for screening. It was nearly overflowing because it was so full, so before the TSA agent searched it, I said, "Watch out - it's going to explode when you open it". Wrong choice of words. FML
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NostalgiaFreak9 41

And this is why you should know your environment before you make jokes. Jokes like that in an airport are never taken lightly.

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Velhalv 12

Am I the only one who found this hard to read in yellow letters on a black background?

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

And this is why you should know your environment before you make jokes. Jokes like that in an airport are never taken lightly.

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DanielleinDC 33

I don't think OP was making a joke; she was just using a poor metaphor to describe how full her bag is.

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RichardPencil 30

Free cavity search and a nice, thorough conversation with some scary men. Well played!

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Siobhán Joanne Weiss-Donnelly 10

What made you think that was a good choice of words to begin with?

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Velhalv 12

Am I the only one who found this hard to read in yellow letters on a black background?

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RockPrincess26 16

It's not just that. The font and style make it that much harder to read.

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RichardPencil 30

Not me. I got the latest update and switched back to good ol’ plain text, Thanks for the option!

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Regulate 21

To think...you could have just let them do their job and said nothing. Imagine that.

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acmariner99 25

These guys have no sense of humor. You should follow up just to make sure they didn't make you disappear.

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Arcfelt 14

Well, talk about starting things off with a bang!

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