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By bacon lovers worst nightmare - 26/09/2012 06:57 - United States - San Diego

Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML

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By Dammit - 07/07/2012 04:45 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

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By Face - 09/01/2010 10:12 - Australia

Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML

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By Username - 25/11/2011 16:15 - United States

Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2021 21:30

Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML

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By PolarBear2020 - 03/01/2022 22:59

Today, I was informed by a supermarket employee that yet another product that I loved to eat has been discontinued, due to low sales. FML

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By Fried. - 14/05/2019 16:00

Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML

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By raybandy - 24/01/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML

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By sweatstreaks - 16/09/2011 09:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML

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By craigtm029429 - 02/03/2012 00:47 - United States

Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2013 07:24 - United States - Duncannon

Today, the McDonald's in my town ran out of fries. I was the one who had to tell all the angry customers we had no more fries in the store. FML

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Melissa92_fml 13

Wednesday 26 September 2012 11:58

2012 really is the year that the world ends. :(

stilldrunk88 6

Wednesday 26 September 2012 11:58

Noooooo!!!!!!!!

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Ashley91129 6

Wednesday 26 September 2012 14:03

THIS is an FML? -_-

MzMegs 20

Wednesday 26 September 2012 14:05

"It's projected that in 2013 only 23 billion pounds will be available, down one percent from 2012." "Per capita consumption of pork products in 2013 are expected to decline by 1.23 percent." You people are SERIOUSLY overreacting. Did any of you actually read the news? One percent is practically nothing. I don't even understand why it's newsworthy.

kirdypie 14

Wednesday 26 September 2012 17:49

You don't understand.

imcarissa 4

Wednesday 26 September 2012 14:15

I was sad too

dirton89 7

Wednesday 26 September 2012 14:18

The horror!!!

elmck20 4

Wednesday 26 September 2012 14:23

My world has just ended... :(

beccachick98 2

Wednesday 26 September 2012 14:28

Yep here too.

jmcr 27

Wednesday 26 September 2012 14:40

What ghe heck kind of news were you watching anyways?

ForeverAloneGal 23

Wednesday 26 September 2012 14:45

I don't eat bacon so, more for you guys. Enjoy your crisis.

stolencookie 17

Wednesday 26 September 2012 14:51

What kind of monster would vote YDI?! Nobody deserves this, NOBODY!

Rachaelc23 8

Wednesday 26 September 2012 14:53

Not entirely sure why bacon has that much impact on your life. Maybe find other pork products???

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