Intimacy: Today, I heard that my ex-girlfriend was spreading scurrilous...

By Anonymous - 18/04/2012 10:59 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I heard that my ex-girlfriend was spreading scurrilous rumours about me all over our university. It appears that I distribute white supremacist propaganda, and that my sexual fantasies involve animals and vegetation. FML

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By Notsurewhattofeelaboutthis - 07/08/2015 02:55 - Australia - Ashfield

Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend writes erotic fiction describing all of my moves in intimate detail. The whole internet gets to critique my entire sexual repertoire. FML

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Rumor mill

By Gerald - 16/01/2023 16:00

Today, I found out that a new coworker was spreading false rumours about me. I confronted her. and she basically ran to management and said I intimidated her even though other colleagues discredited her claims. She now continues spreading the rumours with her fake intimidation charges on top of it all. FML

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By j - 01/03/2011 06:26

Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2022 18:01 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I discovered that my supposed 'friend' was spreading rumours about me and my other friends. We confronted her, but then she started crying and playing the victim so everyone would feel sorry for her, then spread more rumours. My friends and I have done nothing to her. FML

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She has a bright future in politics

By Anonymous - 16/06/2022 12:00

Today, I learned that my "friend" told my other friends that I was homophobic, sexist, and racist. None of that is true and she's just trying to turn everyone against me for no reason. She has also apparently been talking BS behind my back. Worst part is I did nothing to her. I don't know what to do now. FML

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Creeped out

By dadum - 27/01/2011 07:17 - Australia

Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML

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By doomed - 21/04/2011 02:45 - United States

Today, I got a letter from my mother-in-law stating that demons made her spread rumors about me all over my hometown before my wedding. FML

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By fretting - 08/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Fort White

Today, my co-worker, who used to be in a frat with me in college, decided to tell all my coworkers as well as my boss all the stupid things I did in college, starting with the time a girl stole my clothes and I had to walk across campus naked. FML

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Suspicious

By rbeast - 21/07/2011 04:10 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's overprotective parents decided that I'm a bad influence on their daughter. I'm a straight A engineering student who openly speaks out against drugs, alcohol, and discrimination. Their reason? Someone told them I dyed my hair black. They think I'm a "closet Nazi". FML

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By just die already - 24/04/2016 09:55 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I found out my psycho ex also reads FML. She called me at work, pissed that I'd "publicly humiliated" her on here. I haven't posted about her at all. I'm sure the brick I found thrown through my window a few hours later has nothing to do with her, though. FML

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trolololololol92 0

Wednesday 18 April 2012 18:52

Spread stuff about her, this is war!

dissdawg 5

Wednesday 18 April 2012 18:52

I'm assuming this was a bad breakup

Comments

WCARlover 34

Wednesday 18 April 2012 19:15

Yeah, sounds like it should be on FML or somethi--oh wait :P

Grimmerie 31

Wednesday 18 April 2012 19:15

No one puts baby in a corner!

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 18 April 2012 19:19

Mess w/ their minds...Next time you're in the cafeteria line, order nothing but whole cucumbers, carrots & celery stalks, etc...

Pelreskovich 11

Wednesday 18 April 2012 19:22

*********** and veggies, that's kinky OP!

heitwl 1

Wednesday 18 April 2012 19:35

I really wouldn't even try to respond to bed allegations the sound far fetched

loserman67 35

Wednesday 18 April 2012 19:35

Downside: you lose all your friends... Upside: you are now free to copulate with cantalopue, rape rutabaga, molest melons, lick lemons, finger figs, kiss kumkuats, jerkoff jackfruit, penetrate peaches, assualt apples, hump honeydews, bang bananas, pump passon fruit or whatever else your heart desires.

mariejinx 1

Wednesday 18 April 2012 19:50

your comment made my day! Lmao

mk58 31

Wednesday 18 April 2012 22:41

Now every article you named here will forever have a sexual connotation in my eyes.

Ugi 26

Friday 20 April 2012 15:41

How can it have a sexual connotation in your eyes? There are much better places, you know.

Purrfect 9

Sunday 22 April 2012 13:25

If this took you more than 5 minutes, consider your imagination broken.

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 18 April 2012 19:42

I may have misread this, but after reading this I believe I can now confirm that you only enjoy penetrating polar bears with white celery and turnips.