Intimacy: Today, I heard that my ex-girlfriend was spreading scurrilous...

By Anonymous - 18/04/2012 10:59 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I heard that my ex-girlfriend was spreading scurrilous rumours about me all over our university. It appears that I distribute white supremacist propaganda, and that my sexual fantasies involve animals and vegetation. FML

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By Notsurewhattofeelaboutthis - 07/08/2015 02:55 - Australia - Ashfield

Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend writes erotic fiction describing all of my moves in intimate detail. The whole internet gets to critique my entire sexual repertoire. FML

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Rumor mill

By Gerald - 16/01/2023 16:00

Today, I found out that a new coworker was spreading false rumours about me. I confronted her. and she basically ran to management and said I intimidated her even though other colleagues discredited her claims. She now continues spreading the rumours with her fake intimidation charges on top of it all. FML

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By j - 01/03/2011 06:26

Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2022 18:01 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I discovered that my supposed 'friend' was spreading rumours about me and my other friends. We confronted her, but then she started crying and playing the victim so everyone would feel sorry for her, then spread more rumours. My friends and I have done nothing to her. FML

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She has a bright future in politics

By Anonymous - 16/06/2022 12:00

Today, I learned that my "friend" told my other friends that I was homophobic, sexist, and racist. None of that is true and she's just trying to turn everyone against me for no reason. She has also apparently been talking BS behind my back. Worst part is I did nothing to her. I don't know what to do now. FML

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Creeped out

By dadum - 27/01/2011 07:17 - Australia

Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML

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By doomed - 21/04/2011 02:45 - United States

Today, I got a letter from my mother-in-law stating that demons made her spread rumors about me all over my hometown before my wedding. FML

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By fretting - 08/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Fort White

Today, my co-worker, who used to be in a frat with me in college, decided to tell all my coworkers as well as my boss all the stupid things I did in college, starting with the time a girl stole my clothes and I had to walk across campus naked. FML

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Suspicious

By rbeast - 21/07/2011 04:10 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's overprotective parents decided that I'm a bad influence on their daughter. I'm a straight A engineering student who openly speaks out against drugs, alcohol, and discrimination. Their reason? Someone told them I dyed my hair black. They think I'm a "closet Nazi". FML

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By just die already - 24/04/2016 09:55 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I found out my psycho ex also reads FML. She called me at work, pissed that I'd "publicly humiliated" her on here. I haven't posted about her at all. I'm sure the brick I found thrown through my window a few hours later has nothing to do with her, though. FML

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trolololololol92 0

Wednesday 18 April 2012 18:52

Spread stuff about her, this is war!

dissdawg 5

Wednesday 18 April 2012 18:52

I'm assuming this was a bad breakup

Comments

perdix 29

Wednesday 18 April 2012 18:58

So, you only **** polar bears and cauliflower?

mk58 31

Wednesday 18 April 2012 19:01

So that's why they broke up; OP just couldn't get it up for a normal human being.

Grimmerie 31

Wednesday 18 April 2012 19:10

I prefer pandas and broccoli. After you **** 'em you can stir fry them.

perdix 29

Wednesday 18 April 2012 20:24

#21, maybe you are not committed enough to the white supremacy cause.

Vulpes21 6

Wednesday 18 April 2012 18:59

Wow! I bet you get a lot of tail with those watches!

Snafuusmc 12

Wednesday 18 April 2012 18:59

Just deny them and spread some back at her or something.

Spectre529 12

Wednesday 18 April 2012 19:01

Welcome to the KKK xD

mk58 31

Wednesday 18 April 2012 19:03

What is wrong with some of the people on here?! FMLers, I am disappointed in you! Go stand in the corner, all of you!

Spectre529 12

Wednesday 18 April 2012 19:03

How do people come up with stuff to peg false rumors to people?? So retarded....

Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

Wednesday 18 April 2012 19:11

Its okay if you have a celery fetish.

ClosetTroll 10

Wednesday 18 April 2012 19:11

She makes you sound so special. You'll be popular in no time.

ashra_Raivyn 2

Wednesday 18 April 2012 19:13

Yep total high school drama! She needs to grow up! It happened to me in hs my crush found out I liked him, joking he said I was his stocker and wouldn't u know ppl believed him. Soon I had all the girls in school wanting to kick my ass! I know how hellish it is for u :(