Intimacy: Today, I heard that my ex-girlfriend was spreading scurrilous...

By Anonymous - 18/04/2012 10:59 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I heard that my ex-girlfriend was spreading scurrilous rumours about me all over our university. It appears that I distribute white supremacist propaganda, and that my sexual fantasies involve animals and vegetation. FML

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By Notsurewhattofeelaboutthis - 07/08/2015 02:55 - Australia - Ashfield

Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend writes erotic fiction describing all of my moves in intimate detail. The whole internet gets to critique my entire sexual repertoire. FML

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Rumor mill

By Gerald - 16/01/2023 16:00

Today, I found out that a new coworker was spreading false rumours about me. I confronted her. and she basically ran to management and said I intimidated her even though other colleagues discredited her claims. She now continues spreading the rumours with her fake intimidation charges on top of it all. FML

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By j - 01/03/2011 06:26

Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2022 18:01 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I discovered that my supposed 'friend' was spreading rumours about me and my other friends. We confronted her, but then she started crying and playing the victim so everyone would feel sorry for her, then spread more rumours. My friends and I have done nothing to her. FML

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You deserved it 149

She has a bright future in politics

By Anonymous - 16/06/2022 12:00

Today, I learned that my "friend" told my other friends that I was homophobic, sexist, and racist. None of that is true and she's just trying to turn everyone against me for no reason. She has also apparently been talking BS behind my back. Worst part is I did nothing to her. I don't know what to do now. FML

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You deserved it 117

Creeped out

By dadum - 27/01/2011 07:17 - Australia

Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML

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You deserved it 3 689

By doomed - 21/04/2011 02:45 - United States

Today, I got a letter from my mother-in-law stating that demons made her spread rumors about me all over my hometown before my wedding. FML

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You deserved it 2 512

By fretting - 08/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Fort White

Today, my co-worker, who used to be in a frat with me in college, decided to tell all my coworkers as well as my boss all the stupid things I did in college, starting with the time a girl stole my clothes and I had to walk across campus naked. FML

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You deserved it 1 758

Suspicious

By rbeast - 21/07/2011 04:10 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's overprotective parents decided that I'm a bad influence on their daughter. I'm a straight A engineering student who openly speaks out against drugs, alcohol, and discrimination. Their reason? Someone told them I dyed my hair black. They think I'm a "closet Nazi". FML

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You deserved it 4 174

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By just die already - 24/04/2016 09:55 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I found out my psycho ex also reads FML. She called me at work, pissed that I'd "publicly humiliated" her on here. I haven't posted about her at all. I'm sure the brick I found thrown through my window a few hours later has nothing to do with her, though. FML

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trolololololol92 0

Wednesday 18 April 2012 18:52

Spread stuff about her, this is war!

dissdawg 5

Wednesday 18 April 2012 18:52

I'm assuming this was a bad breakup

Comments

linkinpark98 23

Wednesday 18 April 2012 21:20

Anybody else notice that there is 2 "that's" in the FML? :3

groupleader 7

Wednesday 18 April 2012 21:50

She is your EX for a reason...is she not white, an animal or a vegetable?

BrotherTheo 31

Wednesday 18 April 2012 22:05

I have the whips And the chains. And The Leather Restraints :-p

tem1997 0

Wednesday 18 April 2012 22:26

My ex is doing something like that, only he is saying I was abusive and I was always trying to get in his pants. Oh, and I'm now according to him phychotic. I dumped him because he tried to get into my pants and I'm a big time Baptist, so that goes against what I believe is right for me. Everyone believes him and I have few friends left, not to mention I'm no longer welcome at our church youth group or lunch table. This guy had to beg me to go out with him in the first place and cheated on me. But "it's not cheating unless you sleep with someone else" makes it okay to have multiple girlfriends at a time. I feel your pain, and it truly does suck.

pattipan 7

Thursday 19 April 2012 4:08

No. 70, you poor thing. What a miserable thing to go through. At least a few people are standing by you and now you know who your true friends are. It is always amazing to me how many people are stupid enough to believe the liars and how many liars get away with it.