By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 01:59 - United States - South Salem

Today, I heard the ice cream truck. Being the idiot that I am, I ran down the steps and almost immediately fell down them. I needed four stitches. I didn't even get my ice cream. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 082
You deserved it 9 583

Same thing different taste

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I'm not saying anything since you called yourself an idiot

It would all have been worth it if you got that ice cream!

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The nostalgic bell of the ice cream truck awakens the kid in all of us. Can't blame yourself

perdix 29

Didn't you get ice cream for being such a brave, little soldier when the doctor stitched you up? Or were you a little crybaby bitch that had a hissyfit?

This reminds me of the skit in Eddie murphy's stand up "delirious".

But nothing compares to the ice cream the ice cream men sell. ):

mollysticks 10

Yeah. Dairy Queen if you want to pay 5$ for a scoop...

YDI- The ice cream I mean. It would be cruel to say you deserve to get injured running for an ice cream truck. Better luck next time.

ChickInGreenVans 12

Like you said you're an idiot dude!!

Every scar was a story. One day you grandkids will laugh with you.... But you should allow them to chase down the truck for you.