Miscellaneous: Today, I heard the ice cream truck. Being the idiot that I am,...

By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 01:59 - United States - South Salem

Today, I heard the ice cream truck. Being the idiot that I am, I ran down the steps and almost immediately fell down them. I needed four stitches. I didn't even get my ice cream. FML

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Today, I thought it was about time to learn to ride a bike as an adult. I wobbled down the street, lost my balance, and crashed into a parked ice cream truck. The owner yelled at me, and I was left with a bruised ego and no ice cream. FML

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By SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2010 20:04 - United States

Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML

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By Icy - 27/12/2009 08:43 - United States

Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML

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By SugarCoat - 08/06/2017 18:00

Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML

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By jk2010 - 03/02/2010 17:44 - Israel

Today, I finally removed my car insurance after realizing it costs too much money. Since I then had more money, I went to celebrate with ice cream. On the way, I got hit by a truck. FML

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By Qwizzyk - 24/04/2024 17:00 - Russia - Tula

Today, I was riding my scooter at a skate park. I was wearing a helmet, but I got hot, so I took it off. Within the next minute, I fell off my scooter and cut my head open. I had to get four stitches. FML

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By Michelle Jade - 05/09/2018 22:00

Today, I'm lying in a hospital bed with two broken leg bones, a reattached tendon, and four screws holding my leg together. Why? Because I wanted chocolate milk and some asshat didn't see me walking across the road. FML

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By This girl - 19/12/2011 18:01 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 21:15 - United Kingdom

Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML

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berichsoon 11

Wednesday 9 May 2012 8:05

I'm not saying anything since you called yourself an idiot

sarahlouise0506 10

Wednesday 9 May 2012 8:05

It would all have been worth it if you got that ice cream!

Comments

ninjaniki 0

Wednesday 9 May 2012 8:14

When the **** did we get ice-cream? Did you get ice-cream?

ambowew 7

Wednesday 9 May 2012 8:17

Was I asleep?

CoolBreezeKing 8

Thursday 10 May 2012 0:22

Damn so that's what that line was for. **** I want some ice cream too.

FortuneCookie3 1

Wednesday 9 May 2012 8:17

unlike a boss.

KnightAngela1109 10

Wednesday 9 May 2012 8:17

I would sue and demand a lifetime supply of ice cream being it is the ice cream truck's fault for having such an enticing song.:)

LunaDragon 10

Wednesday 9 May 2012 8:18

If it was for a Nutty Buddy then FYL, but if wasn't then YDI. Mmmm Nutty Buddy's :p****

metalcrazed 21

Monday 21 July 2014 13:39

You can buy a whole package of Nutty Buddies at the store.

ambowew 7

Wednesday 9 May 2012 8:22

But it's still a winning situation! After you get all stitched up the nice doctor will give you some ic- oh, wait, that's a lollipop. looks like you're still out of luck.