By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 01:59 - United States - South Salem

Today, I heard the ice cream truck. Being the idiot that I am, I ran down the steps and almost immediately fell down them. I needed four stitches. I didn't even get my ice cream. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 082
You deserved it 9 583

Same thing different taste

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I'm not saying anything since you called yourself an idiot

It would all have been worth it if you got that ice cream!

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jaredofmo 22
ThisBeAUsername 6

My sympathies totally. Sounds just like something I'd do.

I did this EXACT same thing a few years ago. Except I didn't need stitches, I just scraped my knee. I feel your pain OP.

Then I guess you didn't do the EXACT same thing.

Psycho_Babydoll 26

I only clicked YLS because you admitted to being an idiot. If you are over the age of 12, that kind of behavior is not socially acceptable.

skyeyez9 24

You know, you never see those ice creams at the store. They are only sold from ice cream trucks: the mickey mouse head with chocolate covered ears and gum ball nose. Or the sponge bob or smurf head ice creams.

CeltyStark 3

Next time the I've cream truck comes, chase it down and show them the stitches a proof of how hard you worked for it the first time.. Maybe you'll get free ice cream

Pretty sure that is something Michael Scott has done.

OP, you called yourself an idiot so I'm not going to do that. Just glad you learned your lesson.

KiddNYC1O 20

That tune is ******* annoying, I usually go away from it.