By royallymessedup - 31/10/2017 05:00 - United Kingdom

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Today, I heard what sounded like high-pitched feminine moaning coming from my son's room. I knocked and walked in, expecting to catch him red handed with a girl. He'd just beaten his high score on Flappy Bird. FML
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That's really weird and I feel for you OP, but I gotta ask.... If you thought he was having sex in there, why would you walk in?

In his defense, beating your high score on Flappy Bird is almost just as pleasurable.

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m1k3_b0rr311 15

Sick **** wanting to see your kid get his dick wet

#31 that is not true. It can be prevented by teaching the value of waiting to him at an early age if that is what he wanted to do. Also if you're concerned that your child is doing something he shouldn't be doing, privacy goes out the window. It's time to be a damn parent

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Here's an idea: don't purposely try to walk in on two people having sex. If you have a kid who you think is interested in doing it, teach them how to be safe and responsible. Walking in on them won't make them be safe. They'll just try to be more sneaky around you and you'll lose their trust.

And his voice was that high? I don't think he'd be old enough to do that, he obviously hasn't hit puberty yet.

Yeah cause barging in and humiliating your child is a great idea. Much better to make them go on down to the railroad tracks to get it on then to be able to do it safely and in private. People who are having sex are going to have it regardless of what their parents say or want. Trying to walk in on it on purpose is just gross.

Personally I find this OP to be a bit ridiculous. You're trying to catch your son with a girl? You sound pretty over-protective to me. I understand wanting things to be "clean" under your roof, but I just find this post to rub me the wrong way.