By royallymessedup - 31/10/2017 05:00 - United Kingdom

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Today, I heard what sounded like high-pitched feminine moaning coming from my son's room. I knocked and walked in, expecting to catch him red handed with a girl. He'd just beaten his high score on Flappy Bird. FML
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GroupWorkSucks 15

That's really weird and I feel for you OP, but I gotta ask.... If you thought he was having sex in there, why would you walk in?

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Saruh159 13

In his defense, beating your high score on Flappy Bird is almost just as pleasurable.

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xbaconator9000x 16

You're an asshole!

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EvilTurtle 35

I apologize everyone. After reading the FML again I realized that OP did knock. That comment up there deserved to get buried.

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quarterbird 18

So... You PURPOSELY tried to walk in on your son and what you thought was a moaning girl???

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froggie725 6

more like fappy bird

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Oceanborn_fml 24

why the hell would you intentionally walk in on him when you think he's with a girl? give your kids some privacy ffs

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ToxicTyrael 26

Why on earth would you want to go in on your son having sex???

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Queenie2014 11

So you found out your son wasn't having sex with a girl in his room. How's this an FML again?

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1R1X0X0 10

Failed parenting.. YDI

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xSalashawty 30

Reminds me of the FML that had a hard-on playing Flappy Bird. If it's that arousing then I might as well start playing it..

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