Miscellaneous: Today, I heard what sounded like water against my window, and...

By jumanji - 23/03/2015 23:19

Today, I heard what sounded like water against my window, and I couldn't believe it was raining in Southern California at this time of the year. I then turned to the window to see a hobo peeing on my window. FML

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By DudeManBro69 - 01/05/2009 13:15 - United States

Today, I was walking downstairs to the subway. At the top of the stairs, some hobo was peeing. Two seconds before, I'd told my friend I felt rain. It wasn't rain. FML

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Heavenly Shower

By deadgrass - 29/03/2012 00:44 - United States - Middletown

Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML

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By WamBamSam - 21/11/2012 09:54 - United Kingdom - Kidderminster

Today, whilst at a red light in my car, a homeless man with a spray bottle and a dirty rag came over to clean my windows. He started with the driver's window, which was wide open, and whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously like urine. FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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By Sean - 01/05/2013 04:44 - Canada - L'assomption

Today, from the balcony of my apartment, I watched helplessly as a teen came along and peed through my car's open window. FML

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By ugh - 14/06/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML

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Classy

By pist off - 05/03/2018 19:00

Today, I felt rain on my face. I looked up and saw a man peeing out of a hot air balloon. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2014 00:59

Today, I opened my window due to the good weather. I was lucky enough to listen to the sounds of someone violently throwing up for over an hour. The window got stuck open. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2012 06:22 - United States

Today, a hobo threw up on my car while at a red light. He then asked me for money. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work with the window down. I felt what I thought was rain coming through the window, until I looked over and realized it was urine mist coming from the cattle truck next to me. FML

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_kyleG_ 34

Tuesday 24 March 2015 7:58

It's always so sunny in Cali- even the showers are golden!

ironmany_fml 23

Tuesday 24 March 2015 7:39

i am pretty sure that peeing on window and rain on window do noy sound the same... but what do i know.. i have never had someone pee on my window before. . :P

Comments

MetalxSoldier 26

Tuesday 24 March 2015 8:12

Sorry op. I think everyone will agree(R. Kelly excluded) that rain is better than golden showers any time.

abNormal62 23

Tuesday 24 March 2015 8:13

Yell Stop that right now or urine trouble!

Stillo 25

Tuesday 24 March 2015 11:47

You are the first pun related comment that actually got plus votes :D

thisisbutaname 38

Tuesday 24 March 2015 8:23

Seems it never rains in southern California Seems I've often heard that kind of talk before It never rains in California, but girl, don't they warn ya? It pours, man, it pours

martin8337 35

Tuesday 24 March 2015 8:33

It is said that silence is golden, now you know that other stuff is too.

The_Skittish_One 27

Tuesday 24 March 2015 8:35

Unless you were horrible to the hobo at a previous time, I don't understand how anyone could think you could deserve this. Icky :( I hope that is not a regular occurrence!

more4me 27

Tuesday 24 March 2015 8:44

Well I am in San Francisco and coincidently we did have REAL rain 2 days ago! (For those of you who do not know why it's a big deal , California is in a severe drought right now and it's only rained less than 10 days each year for the past 3 years!) And yes, there are also people peeing in the street, sadly. But I have never experienced someone peeing on my own window ! How disgusting and creepy!

kikoma 32

Tuesday 24 March 2015 9:01

We can't be 100% sure when OP wrote that, whatsoever, they must be happy for the rain if you guys had real rain 2 days ago.

trell000 13

Tuesday 24 March 2015 8:47

I bet that pissed you off.

WaltzingPhanthom 23

Tuesday 24 March 2015 8:56

Is your window extra close to the ground or is his dick bigger than hulk's?!

chrisseesyou 11

Tuesday 24 March 2015 9:05

sounds like it's time to move

buttcramp 21

Tuesday 24 March 2015 19:15

I feel like if the homeless person knew they were seen, they'd be embarrassed enough to not come back. If they do, tell the police. Moving is a huge hassle for such a seemingly small problem.