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By ashleyramsay - 23/10/2009 19:13 - Canada

Today, I heard whimpering while I was in my bedroom. Thinking it was my parents doing something nasty, I let them do it and turned on my music. My parents came home from work and I realised they were never home. I went into the room and saw my dead dog laying on the floor. FML

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By DOGSNACHER - 29/12/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML

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By marymark - 13/04/2012 01:02 - United States - West Long Branch

Today, I woke up to a note from my parents saying we needed to talk. Assuming it was about the weed I'd left on my dresser, I quickly confessed. Turns out my dog died. FML

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By frenchpop1960 - 23/02/2009 21:58 - United States

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2012 19:54 - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML

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By Mumbling Mutt101 - 15/08/2011 06:23 - Australia

Today, I came home to find a window broken and my neighbours searching inside my house. Apparently, they'd heard a small child asking for help inside my house. I recently taught my dog to "talk." FML

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By typical - 13/04/2013 23:49 - United States - Cheshire

Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML

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By AAAAAAAAAAAAA - 11/07/2022 07:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I heard a scream that sounded suspiciously like my cat when he's just had a nightmare or is otherwise in a state of extreme distress. I found him chilling on my couch, so I walked back to my room, when I heard the scream again. I ran back and he was still chilling. It was my neighbor's son screaming outside. FML

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By jrad - 08/09/2010 19:23 - United States

Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML

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By BadBreath - 09/04/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I was having a horrible day. I was laying on the couch, crying, when my dog came up on the couch to console me. I was thinking about how great it was to have a dog, because they're there for you when no one else is. As I was sobbing, I heard something. My dog farted into my mouth. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2016 06:34

Today, I was talking to my mother when we both heard a continuous buzzing noise. Unable to locate the source of the noise we gave up. About an hour later, my mother yells down the stairs to me. Turns out my dog stole my vibrator, chewed it and presented it to my mother. FML

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metakingt 0

Friday 23 October 2009 23:11

how the hell does a dog dying sound like your parents having sex?

ISellHerbs 0

Friday 23 October 2009 23:10

It was going to happen anyway whether you could have gotten it to a vet or not, there just wasn't enough time. But if you are used to dealing with your parents engaging in those activities, you need draw some borders.

Comments

iloveespresso 0

Friday 23 October 2009 23:23

heard whispering in YOUR BEDROOM? or while you were IN your bedroom ?

JaneDoe_71 0

Friday 23 October 2009 23:30

She was in HER bedroom hearing whispering sounds...

kukopia 0

Friday 23 October 2009 23:40

You are both retarded. She heard the whipsering noise in her bedroom. THEN (later) she went into the bedroom. That means she was NOT in the bedroom when she heard the noise. (duhhhh)

Amkii 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 0:21

lol Thank you. Exactly.

fawfulster 11

Saturday 24 October 2009 1:20

Your comment is win because you called a FML Staff user a retard! KUDOS!

cerebellum_fml 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 1:55

why is there a douche bag/grammar nazi culture on fml

Fractal_fml 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 2:54

Response to the retard/illiterate community that sprawls across the shit we call the internet.

Ohnothingreally 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 4:36

Lol. You called FML staff retarded. I wonder if you actually noticed that she was an FML staff. You, sir or madam, win and fail at the internets.

starry_eyed 0

Friday 23 October 2009 23:29

I assumed the OP heard the noises coming from her bedroom, but then I reread that and realized how amazingly weird that really is.... RIP Doggie, though. Sorry.

kukopia 0

Friday 23 October 2009 23:33

I'm sorry for your loss. I lost my 14 yr old once-in-a-lifetime dog 3.5 yrs ago and I still miss her to much to get another dog. In fact, after reading this, I'm probably gonna miss her all weekend.

weedking 0

Friday 23 October 2009 23:35

so if you thought you heard it in your room you thought it was your parents having sex? and you were gonna let them in your room?

wah_face 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 3:15

yeh the post was pretty badly written - i also though the OP was gonna let her parent have sex in her bedroom, which is just weird

valricfizgig 0

Friday 23 October 2009 23:40

I'm pretty sure if I suspected my parents of having sex in my bedroom, I wouldn't let them. Sorry about your dog though, I lost mine a few years ago and have missed him ever since.