By Anonymous - 06/07/2010 06:11 - United States
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hahah sorry but this juss made my day! XD
Today, I am an 83 year old WWII vet. I was in my wheel chair riding to a restaurant when a pussy looking fag pretty boy opend the door for me. while i was entering the doorway, he decided to put his foot in front of my wheel in attempt to trip me. Being the pussy that he is, he started to cry and hold his foot. i called him an asswhole, spat on his ear and proceeded into the food joint. FHL
You should've said "atleast I can walk you ******." If he's gonna be a jerk about it then forget it.
ahahaha sucks to be u! lol u should have just pushed him away and closed the door! thats y i hate old people except for my grandma! :D
light a firework, strap it under his chair and tell him to run.
old ppl are either really nice or total douche bags. you would think they would all be nice since they're trying to get into heaven soon.
i would push his ass back and close the door again so that he has to do it himself.
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this is why I don't help old people.
If he's gonna be an asshole about it, just push him out of his chair and say, "Why yes, I am an asshole. Bitch."