By Anonymous - 06/07/2010 06:11 - United States

Today, I held the door open for an old man in a motorized wheelchair. He missed the door, hit my foot, and called me an asshole for getting in his way. FML
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You deserved it 39
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kfnighthawk 0

If he's gonna be an asshole about it, just push him out of his chair and say, "Why yes, I am an asshole. Bitch."

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Trixies100 0

hahahaha sounds like my grandma

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iCommentFML 0

Wow... I'd push that saggy ass of his over! and say hey theirs the asshole 

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ninjacapo 2

who cares hes gonna die soon anyway. sneak up behind him and scare the crap outta him then say "wht now u old bastard ur gonna die soon whos laughing now"

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myworld99 0

I love old people. they don't give a damn what they say. maybe he was embarassed and to cover it up he got grouchy. a lot of older folks are like that.

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SoulessRed 0

Should have flipped the old bastard over

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ciaobella_fml 0

You never know. People die all the time and didn't think they would. In a car crash, ect. Just saying..

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kdkorz 7

What an ungrateful douche. You were just trying to be nice.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

I am dissappoint :[ I can't seem to laugh at the darker jokes on this thread; they're too close to the truth. Quick, somebody tell a dead baby joke!

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Invictus1221 0

Whats the difference between a bagel and a baby? You put a bagel in the toaster. You put a baby in the oven.

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Cupcak3splzz 0

What's the difference between a Dead Baby and a tree? One is legal to hit with an AX >:P

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kfnighthawk 0

If he's gonna be an asshole about it, just push him out of his chair and say, "Why yes, I am an asshole. Bitch."

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cobaltstorms 0

#69 is my hero. I would slam the door on his face on his way out.

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