By oface13 - 16/04/2012 08:12 - United States

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Today, I held up my best friend with a lighter shaped like a gun, and jokingly accused him of sleeping with my wife, only to have him admit that he really did. FML
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DocBastard 38

And then you set his ass on fire, right? Right? Very little pisses me off more than infidelity.

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Pancakemines 0

Oh my friend. This problem has a very easy solution heh heh heh... kill the bitch. Then set the "friend's" house on fire.

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TheMathMajor 26

You know, it's funny that when it's a story about a man cheating there are always a couple of comments about how if the woman wasn't putting out than she deserved it. And, not that those comments are in any way true, no one deserves that, there aren't any comments like that on this FML. God I hate gender roles -.-

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Living_Fetus13 0

What is your point? I'm confused by your tactics

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katielil 1

You probably deserved whatever you got. Still bullshit though cheaters are liars and everyone just sucks

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PAZ5037 2

I can't stand cheating bitches but it happens to every one, your not the first n you won't be the last

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RendarSelin 5

Wow, sorry to hear about that. Whatever you decide, my best wishes to you. Definitely grateful my ex-wife never cheated on me (that I know of...)

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Cintia07 7

Do the exact same thing to your wife and see if she confesses.

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jdcg116 10

Better to find out now. Let him have her so they can do it to each other. You get peace and closure

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Eiregal2 10

I thought those gun lighters were banned!? All I know is we tried to take one home to Ireland from lanzarote and security freaked. We got to keep it in the end after a big ling lecture

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