By oface13 - 16/04/2012 08:12 - United States

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Today, I held up my best friend with a lighter shaped like a gun, and jokingly accused him of sleeping with my wife, only to have him admit that he really did. FML
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DocBastard 38

And then you set his ass on fire, right? Right? Very little pisses me off more than infidelity.

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palmer420 2

Yeah you would know about sucking so get the dick out of your mouth and stop talking like a douche.

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meggieeee51 9

Poor guy, just lost his friend and wife. Screw cheaters

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thelastavailable 13

But screwing cheaters is exactly what got them all in this mess. Sorry, had to xD

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Trisha_aus 15

Burn his ass. Shoot her. Hate lying cheating bitches and bestfriends

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MrGroovy28 7

I think you are now on the updated terrorist watch-- i mean look at you and your posts, would you expect anything less?

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linkinpark69 7

Maybe he was just agreeing to it because you were holding what he thought was a real gun in his face

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Senseless_487 29

So, if you thought you had a real gun to your face, and were accused of sleeping with someone's wife when you really didn't, you would confess anyway, giving him reason to pull what you thought was a real trigger? Yeah, I didn't think so.

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uncivil 5

Stop listening to linkin park... They are making you dumb

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linkinpark98 23

66 - Really? I love Linkin Park! Hence, my username. And I am top of my classes. ^_^ Don't be so ignorant.

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loserman67 35

That really stinks. It leaves you with nothing. Set his balls on fire and them stomp on them to put it out, then divorce her cheating ass and keep everything. Sorry Brother, hope you recover.

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lhfireman 0

OP while holding lighter: "You screwed my wife!" Friend: "Actually....yeah" OP: "WHAT!!??" Friend: "Yeah. While you were out looking for that stupid lighter. By the way, comfortable bed" OP: *flicks lighter and ignites "friend" starting at his balls

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katiebeee 0

Well, ask no questions, tell no lies. But for real that really stinks fyl :(

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palmer420 2

Or how about girls should stop spreading their legs to every guy that gives them attention just a thought you slam pig

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

You should of started to burn him. Shit like that is unforgivable.

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