Intimacy: Today, I held up my best friend with a lighter shaped like a...

By oface13 - 16/04/2012 08:12 - United States

Today, I held up my best friend with a lighter shaped like a gun, and jokingly accused him of sleeping with my wife, only to have him admit that he really did. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2022 16:00

Today, I caught my best friend's wife being a cheating whore, and I told her either she told him the truth or I would. More fool me, she used the time I gave her to convince him I tried to sleep with her, so now he won’t believe a word I say, and he punched me in the jaw. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 04:04 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend and best "friend" getting intimate. In a dim-witted attempt to cover up, my best friend proclaimed, "This isn't what it looks like!" I might have given him the benefit of the doubt, had he not still been inside my girlfriend at the time. FML

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By wow - 27/05/2013 16:17 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML

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By desertpunk75 - 19/01/2011 03:40 - United States

Today, my friends thought it'd be funny to hold lighters under the smoke alarms while I was sleeping. FML

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By innocent - 19/04/2017 00:00

Today my best friend called me at 6 a.m., ranting and accusing me of sleeping with her husband. I live two hours away and haven't seen him in person in over six months. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2018 22:00 - United States - Papillion

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me with my best friend. He actually had the balls to say her leg was asleep and he was trying to wake it up. FML

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By dumped - 23/08/2015 10:22 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 16:00

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2014 15:30 - United States - Montpelier

Today, I went with a couple of my friends to see a friend who's fallen very ill. Her dad walked in with a gun and demanded to know which of us had gotten his daughter pregnant. By the time I realized it was a joke, I'd already pissed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML

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beastmode707 1

Monday 16 April 2012 16:00

Should have been a real gun

DocBastard 38

Monday 16 April 2012 16:02

And then you set his ass on fire, right? Right? Very little pisses me off more than infidelity.

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PedroRValentin 3

Monday 16 April 2012 17:24

**** HIM UP!!!

NoisyNykkii 10

Monday 16 April 2012 17:38

Make sure to use the lighter gun!

LoveMay 10

Monday 16 April 2012 18:07

Why would the friend confess to something like that if it wasn't true? To get his ass bet up for fun?

BunBunBabe 8

Monday 16 April 2012 18:18

This is the best FML I've ever read. Sorry op FYL.

jaff23 11

Monday 16 April 2012 18:21

You did go back and get a real gun? Atleast you now know they're not worth anything! Sorry for you, OP!

j_cat187 19

Monday 16 April 2012 18:22

Reminded me of the instrumental to Raekwon Knuckleheadz *crack crack*. ******* cheaters are the scum of the earth.

vbmg152 18

Monday 16 April 2012 18:22

YDI!!

DeathBunny218 37

Monday 16 April 2012 18:33

Because he has a sense of humour? Please elaborate.

olpally 32

Monday 16 April 2012 18:35

You're a bitch and you deserve to be called one! How does op deserve this??

rougeter 2

Monday 16 April 2012 18:23

Damm, dump her slutty ass and his douche ass

ImSoEffedUp 10

Monday 16 April 2012 18:44

Who needs enemies with friends like that....

Rocky007 15

Monday 16 April 2012 19:01

I guess the only good thing is you found out now, rather than later.

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Today, at my sister's engagement party, my cousins thought it would be funny to get my nanna drunk. They regretted it when she told them, and everyone else at the party about her sex life and how she fakes orgasms with my grandpa. FML

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Today, I started to fill out a job application online, with age being one of the first things I put in. After half an hour and 40 questions, I hit submit. I was then told that I wasn't old enough to apply. FML

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Today, my mom and I had an argument about my laziness. We did this as I was eating uncooked rice because I didn't want to have to walk to the kitchen and put it into the microwave. FML

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Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML

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Today, after 14 years of relationship, him forgetting every anniversary and birthday, and being disloyal several times, my boyfriend offered to buy us friendship rings. Because I according to him, I seem to care for such gestures, and it would fix our problems. 14 years. FML

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Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML

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Same thing different taste

Mind your own business

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