Intimacy: Today, I held up my best friend with a lighter shaped like a...

By oface13 - 16/04/2012 08:12 - United States

Today, I held up my best friend with a lighter shaped like a gun, and jokingly accused him of sleeping with my wife, only to have him admit that he really did. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2022 16:00

Today, I caught my best friend's wife being a cheating whore, and I told her either she told him the truth or I would. More fool me, she used the time I gave her to convince him I tried to sleep with her, so now he won’t believe a word I say, and he punched me in the jaw. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 04:04 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend and best "friend" getting intimate. In a dim-witted attempt to cover up, my best friend proclaimed, "This isn't what it looks like!" I might have given him the benefit of the doubt, had he not still been inside my girlfriend at the time. FML

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By wow - 27/05/2013 16:17 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML

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By desertpunk75 - 19/01/2011 03:40 - United States

Today, my friends thought it'd be funny to hold lighters under the smoke alarms while I was sleeping. FML

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By innocent - 19/04/2017 00:00

Today my best friend called me at 6 a.m., ranting and accusing me of sleeping with her husband. I live two hours away and haven't seen him in person in over six months. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2018 22:00 - United States - Papillion

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me with my best friend. He actually had the balls to say her leg was asleep and he was trying to wake it up. FML

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By dumped - 23/08/2015 10:22 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 16:00

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2014 15:30 - United States - Montpelier

Today, I went with a couple of my friends to see a friend who's fallen very ill. Her dad walked in with a gun and demanded to know which of us had gotten his daughter pregnant. By the time I realized it was a joke, I'd already pissed myself. FML

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You deserved it 5 261

By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML

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beastmode707 1

Monday 16 April 2012 16:00

Should have been a real gun

DocBastard 38

Monday 16 April 2012 16:02

And then you set his ass on fire, right? Right? Very little pisses me off more than infidelity.

Comments

anarchistpunk 3

Tuesday 17 April 2012 0:39

I hate almost everything in the world, but cheaters are the thing at top of the list. Sorry dude.

NothingsEasy 4

Tuesday 17 April 2012 0:59

People these days, just don't think anymore

kileypalmer 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 2:30

Love is grand, but divorce is a hundred grand. That sucks I'm sorry

RajMomi 3

Tuesday 17 April 2012 2:30

So did your fire lighter gun then......

mfayem 15

Tuesday 17 April 2012 3:27

uh... what are you trying to say???

twisted_cherub 14

Tuesday 17 April 2012 2:34

32- I got it. I actually giggled enough my boyfriend asked if I was okay.

llopgeorge 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 3:41

YesyDidWhat 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 4:28

Did you punch him in the face? I would off.

TheYamBagga 5

Tuesday 17 April 2012 4:32

Time to go get the real one...fyl dude

allskollfukurmom 2

Tuesday 17 April 2012 4:35

Seriously, why is it that everyone cries over spelling? It's the Internet? Not a MLA essay I'm gonna turn into college

bizarre_ftw 21

Tuesday 17 April 2012 5:40

Well you don't have a real gun so.... Set him on fire? Or just divorce her, less jail time that way. *annoying motivatioal speaker voice* really just do what feels right!