Intimacy: Today, I helped my grandparents carry luggage to their hotel...

By groom - 20/06/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I helped my grandparents carry luggage to their hotel room, where they're staying the night tonight after my wedding reception. Their room is 203. Mine is 201. Their room shares a wall with my honeymoon suite. My grandparents are going to hear me consummate my marriage. FML

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uberrcool 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 9:31

Wow, that must suck. Maybe you could ask them to move? In a polite way?

Bigblackbunny 2

Sunday 21 June 2009 9:47

Who says it has to be in the hotel room? Go somewhere else.

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Cerauno 0

Monday 22 June 2009 4:27

You could ask for a different room, y'know.

lostmymind16 0

Monday 22 June 2009 4:38

lets just hope you don't hear them getting on... now that would be hilarious. it could happen! just saying.. lol

swagmonkey 0

Monday 22 June 2009 5:06

Just make sure they take out their hearing aids before the go to bed. :-p

krispykreem 0

Monday 22 June 2009 5:30

Maybe they take the general grandparent routine and fall asleep around 9?

summer66_fml 0

Monday 22 June 2009 6:43

lol #82......yeah just move or consummate it the next night......

p00p0ster0us 0

Monday 22 June 2009 7:59

lol You think they can hear you that well? Tinnitis is a bitch but this time around it's all good.

babygirl3 0

Monday 22 June 2009 9:18

oh god I love sex just ask the manager to get them another room and get it on have it loud and good make it sweaty it's your wedding night go wild

GreenGiant_fml 0

Monday 22 June 2009 20:05

Awkward... But what would be worse is if you heard them. Ugh...

desertkitt 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:52

LMAO, when my husband and I consummated our marriage on our wedding night I figured we weren't too loud. (We were upstairs) Next morning as were packing our stuff for check out, the guy who was below us gives us a thumbs up trough his window. My husband was SO proud.