Intimacy: Today, I helped my grandparents carry luggage to their hotel...

By groom - 20/06/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I helped my grandparents carry luggage to their hotel room, where they're staying the night tonight after my wedding reception. Their room is 203. Mine is 201. Their room shares a wall with my honeymoon suite. My grandparents are going to hear me consummate my marriage. FML

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uberrcool 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 9:31

Wow, that must suck. Maybe you could ask them to move? In a polite way?

Bigblackbunny 2

Sunday 21 June 2009 9:47

Who says it has to be in the hotel room? Go somewhere else.

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nonotme 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 16:33

Not an FML because i can guarantee you, with absolutely no doubt in my mind whatsoever, the following things: 1) Your grandparents have heard, and seen, far worse things in their lives than you having sex in the next room if you're old enough to get married (i assume low-20's if you're also so naive that you waited til marriage for sex, silly you). 2) They expect you to be having sex and so will not care at all.

battousaix 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 17:01

My grandfather on one side has told me stories about what happens at the plant (car factory). My other side of the family has a few family trees spawning from one individual... I think in either case if they're able to sleep, then I didn't give them the show they expected...

knitbitch 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 18:39

Thankyou, #5! Go out and do it in the woods or something. Happy honeymoon!

lmmmr 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 18:40

Well, regardless of where your room was, SOMEONE was going to be unfortunate enough to be in the room next to you.

Goggles 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 20:28

Hello people, it's the HONEYMOON SUITE. Hotels take special care with the soundproofing of those walls. Unless of course you guys cheaped out on your hotel.