Animal print pants out control

Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle, YEAH!

My gf thinks I'm salty.

I wish your comment didn't happen..

21- You want see pics of someone vomiting? Okayyy.

Except, if OP is in the UK, why did they write 'Mom' , which is an Americanism? I'm not saying they're not, just that sometimes i wonder if the locations are right, which would at least mean the crazy mother was 'maybe' at least acting within the confines of the law... Still a crazy b**** though.

24- I was wondering the same thing! I know in Ireland the legal age is 18.

Maybe they moved from America to the UK?

I have a friend who calls her mother "mom" instead of "mum" because she likes the sound of it better. It's not unheard of.

Yes, that is amazing advice (sarcasm) If you know NOTHING about the OP how do you know (s)he does not depend on his/her mother for financial support, you can't just magically afford a new place to live at any given moment because the one who pays for your house annoys you, please think before posting next time, an for those that thumbed you up, please think before commending someone for an ignorant comment Tl;dr: stfu

WANK DA FAIRY WHERE DA FROSTING WIG DOG FAT WHO DA FLUFFY WHOPPER DE FANCY

No she isn't. Your retarded for being uneducated. You can, depending on the type of drink, and how much alcohol is in it, or if it was spiked, also depending on the person, their age, weight, height, and gender.

44. your the idiot as 33 is talking about the fml where is says its a cocktail so its clearly not a bottle of vodka and its one glass in his own house to which i think it is obvious that it wouldn't be spiked. think the next time you comment!

Think next time before you comment, I was stating a true statement. It was all facts, I am not an idiot as you say. You, just as op had no idea what was in that cocktail, the mother seemed to know. She had a fit, meaning, it could have been more alcoholic than you think. Think before you comment next time.

I usually make it a point not reply to the comments of lesser minded people but in your case 44, I think I'll make an exception. Alcohol poisoning is a result of your P450 enzymes not being able to convert the ethanol into acetate. I tried to put it in simple words so that even you may understand them...

I'm not an idiot, I was making a point. There are other factors that contribute to that. Not to mention, their are diseases which does not allow a person to digest alcohol. One could kill. Also before you go attacking me and trying to sound smart, trying using real words, and correct grammar. Also some people do find retarded a very offensive word.

#44. ye you would be one of those who would be offended by the word retarded as im sure you have been called it many times!

You commented on his grammar when it is perfectly fine. Your diction and punctuation, however, is not. Also, he was using real words, and if you think otherwise you are as retarded as they say.

No, I have not been called retarded. But I do know people who have mental issues, as in autism, muscular dystrophy, ect. None of them, nor their parents find that word okay. Nor do I. It's a rude, uneducated word. Look in a dictionary to find a real insult. And no, the first comment, 22, had no punctuation whatsoever, making it wrong.

Holy ****!! YOU'RE both idiots for not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're". Now both of you kindly piss the **** off before you make yourselves look even more foolish than you already have.

Some races of people (native American) can get drunk very easily. There are also other people that have a medical issue where they can not break down alcohol on their own. Most likely, you are neither of those and your moms a bitch

# 84. i organise events for autistic children! and i do not use the word retarded on people as beautiful and special as them, i use it one idiots like you! get over it!

Wow if you can use that word and look at those autistic children then you have some issues.

91, thank you for pointing that out. That's what I've been trying to say the whole time. But whatever. And docbastard, thank you for pointing this out to me, I will watch out for that in the future :) (no sarcasm here, no lies)

GabrielBaby, do you get mad at signs that prohibit the use of retarded brakes? Or other things that are flame retardant? You will find that it is in the dictionary if you care to look. So like that other fellow said; think before you comment!

Holy. This is getting way aquard, guys.

Spike300, give it a rest. When people say "ur a retard lol" they aren't referring to flame retardant materials. It's a derogatory term that is meant to compare someone to a mentally handicapped person. Now I'm not one for political correctness, and it's just another stupid insult to me. But don't try to make it something that it clearly isn't.

44 your a moron. Yes, if OP was a midget and drank a whole large glass of moonshine thinking it was a cocktail, he might get alcohol poisoning but I'm pretty sure this is never the case. And how would something spiked give you alcohol poisoning? It's not alcohol poisoning if it's a drug that poisons you.

Alright lads pack it in. I think #44 gets the message.

122 obviously you don't understand the way alcohol poisoning works. Try researching it, or having alcoholics in your family like I have. I've dealt with it before. Alcohol poisoning has many factors other than being a midget and taking a large drink. By spiked I meant extra alcohol, a cocktail is a mixed drink, by the way op's mother freaked out, she could have made it herself, or have been holding it for a friend. It could have has more alcohol than you realise. Also some people do have diseases that don't allow them to "digest" or break down the alcohol.

98- that comment right there is more offensive to me than the thought of calling a friend "retarded". My brother is autistic but he is NOT retarded.