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By Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United States

Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML

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Same thing different taste

Yummy

By Sisi - 29/08/2016 16:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML

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Bon appétit, I guess

By Jenn86 - 18/08/2023 08:00 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I tried my hand at baking homemade individual apple tarts. While taking them out of the oven, I dropped the entire tray on the floor. My dog acted like it was Christmas in August and scarfed at least half of them. FML

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Yummy

By Anonymous - 03/02/2025 12:00 - United States - Des Moines

Today, I was running late for work and skipped breakfast. At a red light, I noticed a granola bar in my bag and so I took a bite, only to realize it was actually a dog treat I'd stuffed in there days ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2016 21:25

Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate from the sink which had been used earlier for scrambled eggs. Only after I'd made the snack did I remember I let my dog lick the plate clean. FML

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Tasty!

By Andrew Williams - 12/01/2023 06:00

Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2016 21:57 - United States - Spring Valley

Today, I woke up early to bake cinnamon rolls for a party. I came home later to find the whole tray spilled onto the floor, most of the rolls eaten, and my dog sitting happily nearby. FML

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By Hairball - 01/09/2009 18:05 - United States

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

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By Aled - 17/02/2011 16:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML

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Snack time

By oops... - 12/09/2014 05:50 - Canada - Sylvan Lake

Today, my daughter was going to Bulk Barn so I asked her to pick me up something to snack on. When she got home, she brought over a bag and without listening to her explain what it was, I began eating it. She looked at me confused, then began laughing. It was a dog treat. FML

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By peanuts - 03/07/2010 04:04 - United States

Today, my dog is mad at me due to the fact that earlier in the day I ate 2 peanut butter cookies. Apparently, they were his dog treats. I had no idea. FML

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Friday 8 July 2011 1:44

Now you know how Shaggy feels.

muhaidib 2

Friday 8 July 2011 1:55

15 - I read the comment so fast I didn't notice until I read yours...

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gigglepuff 3

Friday 8 July 2011 9:56

lol yummmy!! haha least they tasted good ?! :o

porterc16 0

Friday 8 July 2011 10:11

******* retard

epicepidural 2

Friday 8 July 2011 10:30

don't complain about it if they tasted good.. smh.

DisasterReport 0

Friday 8 July 2011 10:46

Ew! ya nasty!

rawritsannie 0

Friday 8 July 2011 11:09

YDI but in a way, I feel like I would have done the same thing...

ShazzFrazz 0

Friday 8 July 2011 11:19

Been there done that -_-

MissGarcia88 0

Friday 8 July 2011 11:38

mans best friend...mite as well share da same food haha

daminantion 14

Friday 8 July 2011 15:15

dodle, boners is loved on this site. gtfo troll.

saturnsonic 3

Friday 8 July 2011 21:53

Woof Woof!

Niikke 2

Friday 8 July 2011 22:24

Well it's usually made with really good stuff...better than many things you may eat... ;)

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Same thing different taste

Yummy

Bon appétit, I guess

Yummy

Tasty!

Bad boy

Snack time

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