Animals: Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been...

By Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United States

Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML

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Same thing different taste

Yummy

By Sisi - 29/08/2016 16:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML

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Bon appétit, I guess

By Jenn86 - 18/08/2023 08:00 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I tried my hand at baking homemade individual apple tarts. While taking them out of the oven, I dropped the entire tray on the floor. My dog acted like it was Christmas in August and scarfed at least half of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2016 21:25

Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate from the sink which had been used earlier for scrambled eggs. Only after I'd made the snack did I remember I let my dog lick the plate clean. FML

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Tasty!

By Andrew Williams - 12/01/2023 06:00

Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML

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Bad boy

By Anonymous - 08/01/2016 21:57 - United States - Spring Valley

Today, I woke up early to bake cinnamon rolls for a party. I came home later to find the whole tray spilled onto the floor, most of the rolls eaten, and my dog sitting happily nearby. FML

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By Hairball - 01/09/2009 18:05 - United States

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

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By Aled - 17/02/2011 16:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML

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Snack time

By oops... - 12/09/2014 05:50 - Canada - Sylvan Lake

Today, my daughter was going to Bulk Barn so I asked her to pick me up something to snack on. When she got home, she brought over a bag and without listening to her explain what it was, I began eating it. She looked at me confused, then began laughing. It was a dog treat. FML

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By peanuts - 03/07/2010 04:04 - United States

Today, my dog is mad at me due to the fact that earlier in the day I ate 2 peanut butter cookies. Apparently, they were his dog treats. I had no idea. FML

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As a treat

By Undercooked - 24/09/2013 19:08 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, my girlfriend made bacon sandwiches for lunch. I didn't want to be rude, but I couldn't help but mention that the bacon smelled and tasted weird. I thought it may have expired. She said not to worry because she used the dry bacon under the counter. Those were dog treats. FML

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RebornProblem 0

Friday 8 July 2011 1:44

Now you know how Shaggy feels.

muhaidib 2

Friday 8 July 2011 1:55

15 - I read the comment so fast I didn't notice until I read yours...

Comments

avidfmylife 6

Friday 8 July 2011 3:09

I don't understand why people don't mind eating mcdonald's burgers made out of crap but they freak out eating a dog biscuit.

chiddy_bang71 0

Friday 8 July 2011 3:16

I take it 33 is new here...

bigarat10 0

Friday 8 July 2011 3:16

yum yum

2ndSucks 15

Friday 8 July 2011 3:16

Well as long as they tasted good. Though, wouldnt you notice a bit of a meaty flavor?

lindseyluvszac 4

Friday 8 July 2011 3:18

Did they taste?

Notorious_Puppy 0

Friday 8 July 2011 3:20

what were they doing there in the first place! o_?

wannabesinger 16

Friday 8 July 2011 3:20

It's really not that big of a deal. If they're home made, chances are they're made with ingredients you eat all the time and are ok for your dog to ingest. I made a cake for my dog once, and it was pretty much just making a normal cake, but the sugar was different, and the "frosting" was a thin layer of yogurt. You'll be fine, you won't turn into a dog, your life isn't ******.

ZE287 0

Friday 8 July 2011 3:36

op said they tasted fine.. read the fml before posting

beebby 0

Friday 8 July 2011 3:56

LOL... what kind of a loser makes their dog a cake ?!?!

odexy 12

Friday 8 July 2011 3:56

Did you even read the OP? It says they tasted fine. Either way, I agree completely with the person you replied to.

wannabesinger 16

Friday 8 July 2011 5:31

How is making my dog a cake any different than making biscuits or giving your dog a treat? It's not like I put candles on it and sang happy birthday or anything.