Money: Today, I hired a professional makeup artist to apply my makeup...

By DidntCheckTheCalendar - 03/12/2009 22:29 - Kuwait

Today, I hired a professional makeup artist to apply my makeup for a wedding. After paying her $500 for the excellent job she does, and getting dressed, I grabbed the invitation to check out the address, and it said the wedding was on December 2. Today is December 3. FML

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Today, I was doing a little victory jig after finally sending out the last of the invitation cards for my wedding when I realised that I had forgotten to put the date of the event on them. FML

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By notmarriedyet - 01/10/2009 13:28 - United States

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Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML

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Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

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Friday 4 December 2009 2:39

You spend 500 bucks to look good on the wedding of a (I'm assuming) friend? YDI for trying to out-shine the bride.

meanie_monday 0

Friday 4 December 2009 2:34

At least it wasn't your wedding :D

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julay_fml 0

Friday 4 December 2009 9:36

oh okay gotcha haha

onnielief 4

Friday 4 December 2009 9:42

YDI for that amount of money you can follow a coyrse or clinic on how to apply makeup! This is just ridiculous. Not to mention the fact that you've misread an invitation.

fylifeindeed 0

Friday 4 December 2009 10:08

I wanted to clarify a couple of issues: 1. Stop being ignorant, you obviously do not know anything about Kuwait, because if you did, you would not say our currency= goats (#67) but that made me laugh for a good half an hour :)! 2. She is not being a bitch, *****, or ****. 3. Kuwait has a completely different culture than most places. In weddings, it is not mixed women attend alone and men attend alone so she is not trying to impress a man. 4. To the OP, that sucks, I am sorry 5. This is by far the most entertaining thread I ever read on this site, so thanks everyone for making me laugh :)!

wrigglezeus 0

Friday 4 December 2009 10:52

why would you put so much effort into applying make up when it isn't your wedding!? :S YDI

KezPez 0

Friday 4 December 2009 13:08

I'm a Makeup Artist, and i'd totally charge $500 if someone was willing to pay it :D

dacho 7

Friday 4 December 2009 14:02

$500? FIVE ******* HUNDRED DOLLARS???? You deserved it.

Platter 0

Friday 4 December 2009 14:51

Who the hell pays $500 for make-up for a wedding which wasn't even their own??? As far as I can tell, she didn't even have a role as a bridesmaid, so it wasn't as if anyone would see her and care. What a ******* ugly idiot.