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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 01:34 - United States

Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML
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DA14573 6

You people are seriously ignorant if you think the OP was "off the road, texting, bad driver, etc." I've got news for you. Bambi doesn't just stand there and wait for you to hit her. It happens when Bambi panics, doesn't know where to go, and just picks a direction and runs. The deer can be on the left shoulder, decide to bolt from you -back across the road-. And the majority of deer are hit on rural roads with woods on each side. Sometimes the just come barreling out of the woods and you hit them, no notice. And for that matter, a lot of the time, you don't hit the deer. The deer hits you! As in, plowed into the side of the car. Had that happen once. Then factor in stuff like what time of the year it is, "the rut", etc. It's not uncommon for me to see 3-5 deer on the way home everynight. That many deer, high chance of impact. So go back to ambushing people with red paint and quit trolling the OP

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giantsfan2010 23

That's not how driving works. You dont have control over deer. You never know if it's going to walk out into the middle of the road or not. Deer are stupid animals. This is very common.

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Doyle911 0

funny, you can go to Walmart and for $1.99 there are little pieces of plastic you an pit on the front of your vehicle. as the air passes through it emits a whistling sound that wildlife don't like to keep them away from the road or running out inform of you.

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roachymart 0

Yea... they don't work. I had a car with them on it and the deer just ran into it instead of away. Deer are either one of the dumbest animals in the forest, or suicidal

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allplayedout 20

at night those ******* are terrifying. you'll be driving down a wooded road, everything seemingly fine, and they just leap in front of you like they're going into the light. which they kind of are, in consideration.

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aimdya 5

You totally ******* deserve it for hitting two deer, freaking dip

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Blacksmokehick 0

are you a dude or a chick?both?neither?!

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firemaker1211 5

Nice driving......... next time use the bigger pedal next to the gas and push on it

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morgan020 0

yes because locking up your brakes and possibly skidding off the road or into another car is safer than just hitting the darn deer. I swear city folks have no room to talk about what to do when about to hit an animal.

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alicec123 0

YDI. not the deers' fault

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parte_perdiz 0

ya right. you have obviously never hit a deer.

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