Intimacy: Today, I hooked up with my ex-girlfriend, after she confessed...

By Anonymous - 13/03/2012 23:12 - Canada

Today, I hooked up with my ex-girlfriend, after she confessed to still being in love with me. I logged into Facebook after she left, only to find her status set to "I think I just made a big mistake." FML

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By YeahWhatOkay - 09/02/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I looked at the Facebook page of the girl I really liked, and I saw that she'd written on her friend's wall, "Last night was the biggest mistake of my life." We hooked up last night. FML

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Rubbing it in

By lmiller - 24/01/2010 03:29 - United States

Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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Love in the time of Facebook

By StillAlone - 23/10/2022 06:00

Today, I noticed my ex had unblocked me on Facebook. Since I still miss her and haven't been able to find love since our breakup, I sent her a friend request, thinking maybe she was leaving the door open for me, and we could reconcile. Apparently I was wrong because she promptly blocked me again. FML

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Facebook official

By waitthatsnotme - 15/08/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML

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Disconnected

By Chrissy - 08/10/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML

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By facebookdeception - 31/10/2014 04:25 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I found out that the girl on Facebook that helped me out of my sadness after my break-up and who I'd hopelessly fallen in love with was just a prank by my ex-girlfriend. FML

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By sadman - 05/02/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 21:03 - Australia - Perth

Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML

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By bevo - 26/08/2010 02:09 - Australia

Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML

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Christel239 5

Wednesday 14 March 2012 5:27

Wow. That sucks, even more so if you still really care for her and that wasn't just a fling for you.

MetalxSoldier 26

Wednesday 14 March 2012 5:30

She's probably just confused. Maybe she is just worried about how you feel about her. Women don't like to feel used. So if you really like her, prove her status wrong. (;

Comments

hyden121 2

Wednesday 14 March 2012 6:04

Don't read into it too much. Enjoy it while you can and be as wild and crazy as you want.

ajeppsen 25

Wednesday 14 March 2012 6:14

Maybe it wasn't about you

corleon198425 22

Wednesday 14 March 2012 6:18

At least you got some ninja why complain her loss is another womans gain and plus if she hooked up with you again it couldn't be THAT bad

iwishicould 7

Wednesday 14 March 2012 6:19

Maybe she didn't just want to hook up or maybe she was really frying to get over you. It proably isn't because she dislikes you or anything.

wobbledewobble 6

Wednesday 14 March 2012 6:20

hmm, maybe the mistake was about something elsee..or about leaving

Ray_of_midnight 22

Wednesday 14 March 2012 6:27

I think you made one too. Hooking up with your ex is generally a bad idea, unless you're truly committed to getting back together, fixing your various issues and actually making another go at the relationship.

lyssa_jean 7

Wednesday 14 March 2012 6:34

you should have changed your status to, " Eh, I give it a two..."

DogsPaw 16

Wednesday 14 March 2012 6:40

Maybe the mistake was her leaving the residence and not thinking up a clever way to invite herself back in? You must think positive. ;)

SoultheWolf 19

Wednesday 14 March 2012 6:52

I have no idea why you guys broke up the first time, but seeing has how she's willing to put that on FB right after being with you, she seems like someone who doesn't deserve you. I hope you dump her ass and find a better girlfriend.